Quote: Tim Walker @ October 6 2009, 11:12 PM BSTYes, but of course in Bristol there are no pre-sex courtship rituals to film.
Dogging has it's own courtship rituals. Pull up, turn on the light, get busy, when finished wipe spunk from window. 
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Quote: Tim Walker @ October 6 2009, 11:12 PM BSTTraffic lights are a turn-on though.
Yes they are. So was the Penthouse magazine he had spread across the steering wheel. 
Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 6 2009, 11:24 PM BSTSo was the Penthouse magazine he had spread across the steering wheel.
Should've been Escort.
The lady was "spread-eagled" enough that there was no way she could have driven.
Legs akimbo?
You don't have to answer that, I just wanted to say it.
Quote: Nil Putters @ October 6 2009, 11:29 PM BSTLegs akimbo?
You don't have to answer that, I just wanted to say it.
*whispers Yes!*
Quote: Nil Putters @ October 6 2009, 11:29 PM BSTLegs akimbo?
With Ollie Plimsols?
Well, it wasn't, but yes!
Tonight is National Night Out. It's a nationwide event where neighborhoods are encouraged to get outside and meet their neighbors. My neighborhood is giving away free ice cream at the pool.
After that we'll probably sit by the street and drink beer like we do many other nights.
I just have to mention this. After Zooo told me about black licorice and sherbert I went to the biggest candy store in Ottawa and found it for sale! I bought it and a Pop Shop soda (its this old Canadian soda company that makes great pop). ANYWAYS I didn't have any cash on me and they didn't take credit cards so I used a bank card (ghetto I know..I felt like it) but my card didn't go through! All three times I tried!
So I walked to the bank and found out someone broke into my account and cleared out my bank. The bank is paying me back and all but still..... I'm still waiting for my money so I can buy my candy. 
Quote: DaButt @ October 7 2009, 12:20 AM BSTTonight is National Night Out. It's a nationwide event where neighborhoods are encouraged to get outside and meet their neighbors. My neighborhood is giving away free ice cream at the pool.
Nice idea. Wouldn't work over here in a million years, of course. We tend to only really like to meet the neighbours when there's something interesting in the street to complain about, e.g. the serial killer that's just been discovered at number 23.
Quote: Curt @ October 7 2009, 12:31 AM BSTSo I walked to the bank and found out someone broke into my account and cleared out my bank. The bank is paying me back and all but still..... I'm still waiting for my money so I can buy my candy.
Aw shit! Sorry to hear that, Curt. I'd PM you a Sherbet Dab right now if I could. 
Thanks bud. I'll have my sherbet and black licorice soon. I just have to wait one more week for the investigation to go through and then I'll finally get the goodness of sherbet and licorice. mmmmmm
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 7 2009, 12:33 AM BSTNice idea. Wouldn't work over here in a million years, of course. We tend to only really like to meet the neighbours when there's something interesting in the street to complain about, e.g. the serial killer that's just been discovered at number 23.
It's tied into the Neighborhood Watch program, I think. They encourage people to get to know their neighbors so that suspicious people/things/events aren't ignored and can be reported. That way there's less of a chance that the bodies at #23 will have a chance to putrefy and stink up the neighborhood.
Quote: DaButt @ October 7 2009, 12:44 AM BSTIt's tied into the Neighborhood Watch program, I think. They encourage people to get to know their neighbors so that suspicious people/things/events aren't ignored and can be reported. That way there's less of a chance that the bodies at #23 will have a chance to putrefy and stink up the neighborhood.
Our neighbourhood watch is a sticker. You just put a sticker on a lampost and that's deemed sufficient to petrify theives.