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Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 6 2009, 10:47 PM BST

Hillbillies don't need forest porn to have a good time. They'll just hump anything.

Bacon catalogues.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 6 2009, 10:48 PM BST

Bacon catalogues.

Laughing out loud

If anything, they use Sears catalogues or family photo albums. :)

Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 6 2009, 10:50 PM BST

Laughing out loud

or family photo albums. :)

Sick Laughing out loud

Quote: Nil Putters @ October 6 2009, 10:48 PM BST

Definitely. Someone I used to work with was propositioned up there whilst out for a run.

By the water tower if you're interested. ;)

Thought all the gay action was near to the sea walls side? Whistling nnocently

Laughing out loud

It's common knowledge you know! Part of Bristol's heritage! Wasn't it a few years ago that the council wanted to cut back a load of forestation around there and they had to abandon their plans due to protests from gay rights' groups?

(Just Googled info on the Downs. Gay cruising is over towards the suspension bridge end and Dogging is by the sea walls end. Sorry to anyone who's rushed off to the wrong part.)

Quote: Nil Putters @ October 6 2009, 10:47 PM BST

You don't leave them there to return to! Laughing out loud Just to 'set them free', find a new home! :D

I believe it's a tradition to leave them behind. I worked at a hotel with business suites where guests would stay for at least a week. The variety of porn that I found (mags, adult toy catalogues, etc) was unbelievable. I think the gentlemen just hid them there and didn't have the grapes to take them home. My most favourite find was a Blow Up Betty doll that had been punctured :O and stuffed in the toilet.

Laughing out loud I've never heard that! I really should keep up on council matters regarding dogging and 'the gays'. We are living in the 21st century after all.

That explains the "Bristol welcome careful doggers" signs too.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 6 2009, 10:32 PM BST

Zooo, quick! Look under the mattress! That's where you find the best porn! 3 weeks as a hotel maid, what an experience!

*looks*
Aw, nothing there. :(

Quote: Nil Putters @ October 6 2009, 11:03 PM BST

That explains the "Bristol welcome careful doggers" signs too.

Laughing out loud

I did once jog round the Downs (honest!) late at night and came across a caravan parked by the side of the road, where the lights were on, the curtains open and they were filming a dogging video. As I approached several blokes who had been looking in through the windows scurried to hide behind trees. :D

Quote: zooo @ October 6 2009, 11:04 PM BST

*looks*
Aw, nothing there. :(

You're probably better off. Most of the ones I found while working were usually "heavily perused." Sick

Ewwwwww.

Quote: Tim Walker @ October 6 2009, 11:06 PM BST

Laughing out loud

I did once jog round the Downs (honest!) late at night and came across a caravan parked by the side of the road, where the lights were on, the curtains open and they were filming a dogging video. As I approached several blokes who had been looking in through the windows scurried to hide behind trees. :D

Boy, that beats my guy wanking away when I pulled up next to him in my old truck at a traffic light. Lucky you!

Quote: Tim Walker @ October 6 2009, 11:06 PM BST

Laughing out loud

I did once jog round the Downs (honest!) late at night and came across a caravan parked by the side of the road, where the lights were on, the curtains open and they were filming a dogging video. As I approached several blokes who had been looking in through the windows scurried to hide behind trees. :D

Laughing out loud You needed an infrared video camera. You should have popped down to the BBC's Wildlife Unit and borrowed one. You be like a dirty David Attenborough. :D

Quote: Nil Putters @ October 6 2009, 11:10 PM BST

Laughing out loud You needed an infrared video camera. You should have popped down to the BBC's Wildlife Unit and borrowed one. You be like a dirty David Attenborough. :D

Yes, but of course in Bristol there are no pre-sex courtship rituals to film. ;)

Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 6 2009, 11:07 PM BST

Boy, that beats my guy wanking away when I pulled up next to him in my old truck at a traffic light. Lucky you!

Traffic lights are a turn-on though. :$

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