Zooo, quick! Look under the mattress! That's where you find the best porn! 3 weeks as a hotel maid, what an experience!
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Quote: Leevil @ October 6 2009, 10:30 PM BSTD'you mean porn mags abandoned in the forest or some kinky elves fetish?
The former. But the latter sounds good. 
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 6 2009, 10:32 PM BSTWhen I was a lad we used to draw our own porn. Because kids in those days had to use their imagination.
We use to have to carve it out of tree stumps. That's where 'got wood' originated from.
I remember stealing my brothers porn (if only I had thought about where it had been 
) and taking it to the woods with my mates and looking at the "private parts". Was only about 8. If we had the internet then and the access to what's available. Bloody hell, kids today have it good or bad, depends how you look at it an d which end you're on (
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Quote: Nil Putters @ October 6 2009, 10:34 PM BST
Is that why you always used to find some in the woods?
I've left porn in the woods, to carry on tradition. I laughed for ages after.
I just used to nick the occasional porn mag (wrapped in brown paper) from those I'd deliver during my paper rounds. As if the guys who had their porn delivered (because they were going too scared to go into the shop and buy it) were ever going to complain when one happened not to arrive? Kids today probably aren't even allowed to deliver porn! Pah, I say. Pah! 
You all are serious?
Over here, porn is customarily left under the mattress or in the bathroom. Out in the woods? That's just creepy. No wonder bunnies have such issues.
Quote: Nil Putters @ October 6 2009, 10:41 PM BSTI've left porn in the woods, to carry on tradition. I laughed for ages after.
Bristol Downs was a great treasure trove of porn when I was a lad. 
Now it's all gay cruising and dogging. 
I don't think our woods are as creepy as yours. No (or not many) hillbillies live in them.
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 6 2009, 10:43 PM BSTI just used to nick the occasional porn mag (wrapped in brown paper) from those I'd deliver during my paper rounds. As if the guys who had their porn delivered (because they were going too scared to go into the shop and buy it) were ever going to complain when one happened not to arrive? Kids today probably aren't even allowed to deliver porn! Pah, I say. Pah!
Those poor perverts!
I use to stick them in a paper at my local shop, then pay only for that paper. 
Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 6 2009, 10:44 PM BSTYou all are serious?
Over here, porn is customarily left under the mattress or in the bathroom. Out in the woods? That's just creepy. No wonder bunnies have such issues.
As luck would have it, my paper round also took me near to the woods, allowing time for a quick "tea break".
Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 6 2009, 10:44 PM BSTOver here, porn is customarily left under the mattress or in the bathroom. Out in the woods? That's just creepy. No wonder bunnies have such issues.
You don't leave them there to return to! Just to 'set them free', find a new home!
Hillbillies don't need forest porn to have a good time. They'll just hump anything.
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 6 2009, 10:45 PM BSTBristol Downs was a great treasure trove of porn when I was a lad.
Definitely. Someone I used to work with was propositioned up there whilst out for a run.
By the water tower if you're interested. 