Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 6 2009, 9:42 PM BSTThat's exactly what my friend says! She's often been told she looks like a young Liz Taylor.
My niece used to call me Barba Bateu.
That sounds nothing like Dolly..
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Quote: Scottidog @ October 6 2009, 9:44 PM BSTThat sounds nothing like Dolly..
I know. How thick are kids today eh?
Quote: zooo @ September 3 2009, 4:35 PM BSTAaron singing along to '90s boyband music.
I knew that would come back to haunt me one day...
(You were though! Although probably weren't aware it was a boyband member's song)
Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 23 2009, 2:05 AM BSTI'm sorry, but no beard is worth
My youngest used the restroom at school today and didn't make a mess of himself. That's a big smiley in my book.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 6 2009, 9:42 PM BSTMy niece used to call me Barba Bateu.
Elephant boat? 
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ October 6 2009, 9:40 PM BSTFunny you should say "black" as mine is dark brown.
Elliot always says it's black and I tell him off.
I remember having quite the argument with Bussell and Stott about my hair colour once. I'm adamant it's black, but they won't accept it.
Do they say you're a secret ginger?
Quote: Ben @ October 6 2009, 10:02 PM BSTI'm adamant it's black, but they won't accept it.
Very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, dark blue?
Quote: zooo @ October 6 2009, 10:05 PM BSTDo they say you're a secret ginger?
They say, very dark brown.
Quote: Ben @ October 6 2009, 10:02 PM BSTI remember having quite the argument with Bussell and Stott about my hair colour once. I'm adamant it's black, but they won't accept it.
Where was this argument taking place? Backstage at the 'Mr Gay UK' contest or something? Is this the campest argument in the world, ever?
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 6 2009, 10:09 PM BSTWhere was this argument taking place? Backstage at the 'Mr Gay UK' contest
Ben and Bussell both made it to the podium, I didn't place. 
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 6 2009, 10:09 PM BSTWhere was this argument taking place? Backstage at the 'Mr Gay UK' contest or something? Is this the campest argument in the world, ever?
We ended up wrestling naked at one point. But, hey, you know what Stott is like with an argument.
Quote: Ben @ October 6 2009, 10:11 PM BSTBut, hey, you know what Stott is like with an argument.
An angry old queen?