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Things That Wouldn't Exist Without Women Page 8

Quote: Moonstone @ October 6 2009, 3:48 PM BST

Well it definitely wasn't us Eh?

So, who's fault was it?

As far as I recall St Valentine was a bloke, canonised by blokes.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 6 2009, 1:26 PM BST

Ryvita

Unnecessary Conversation

I just finished a pack of Ryvita biscuits, topped with cheese and avocado. And this post disproves "unnecessary conversation" being limited to women. And Australian radio is filled with unnecessary conversation, at least half of it by men.

Quote: Kenneth @ October 6 2009, 3:52 PM BST

I just finished a pack of Ryvita biscuits, topped with cheese and avocado. And this post disproves "unnecessary conversation" being limited to women. And Australian radio is filled with unnecessary conversation, at least half of it by men.

I prefer Ryvita to bread. And I think it was invented by the Swedes, not a woman.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 6 2009, 3:52 PM BST

As far as I recall St Valentine was a bloke, canonised by blokes.

But who gave him his own day?

Ah, I know - whoever's in charge of card, flower and chocolate companies.

MISTER Hallmark?

So that one day a year people can pretend they care about the someone else?

Quote: john lucas 101 @ October 6 2009, 1:33 PM BST

One of the great regrets of my life (yeah, get in line), that I've never been stalked.

It's no fun. Imagine an obsessive woman hanging around outside your office, following you to bars and then showing up outside your house. Eventually I did make the mistake of inviting her in one night, when I was more drunk than usual.

Mr Dagger was stalked by a WPC who arrested him. :O

Quote: Sammy @ October 6 2009, 10:38 AM BST

Netball

I remember at Junior school our team was doing so badly that the P.E. Teacher rounded up some boys (myself included) and made us play them. We of course lost. I'm not sure how this was supposed to really help the girls. (No, we weren't made to wear the little skirts, but we insisted)

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 6 2009, 2:12 PM BST

Ghosts, fortune tellers and vegans.

Men, men, men (at least in Asia).

Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 6 2009, 4:03 PM BST

I remember at Junior school our team was doing so badly that the P.E. Teacher rounded up some boys (myself included) and made us play them. We of course lost. I'm not sure how this was supposed to really help the girls. (No, we weren't made to wear the little skirts, but we insisted)

Gawd, I'd love to play netball again. I was GA, because I was one of the taller girls. And then everyone grew. :(

Infomercials for cosmetics. And Oprah. And daytime soap operas.

Quote: Kenneth @ October 6 2009, 4:09 PM BST

And daytime soap operas.

Apart from men at Uni. I used to sit and watch Sunset Beach a lot.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 6 2009, 4:03 PM BST

I remember at Junior school our team was doing so badly that the P.E. Teacher rounded up some boys (myself included) and made us play them. We of course lost. I'm not sure how this was supposed to really help the girls. (No, we weren't made to wear the little skirts, but we insisted)

We always did PE with the girls in junior school. And they made you do it in your pants if you forgot your shorts (girls and boys). How utterly embarrassing.

Quote: Moonstone @ October 6 2009, 4:11 PM BST

And they made you do it in your pants if you forgot your shorts (girls and boys). How utterly embarrassing.

Especially for this kid called Simon, who was sporting severe back-end stains.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 6 2009, 4:16 PM BST

Especially for this kid called Simon, who was sporting severe back-end stains.

Laughing out loud

It seems there was a Simon in every school!

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