Ah, well I got the day right at least... 
Who would you be? Page 2
Anyone, right now. 
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 6 2009, 2:12 PM BSTAh, well I got the day right at least...
Quote: Leevil @ October 6 2009, 2:07 PM BSTI could try
Do you wanna swap (but I'll keep my child thanks)? Do you happen to have a shiny black hair in a bob? I've always wanted a Louise Brooks hairdo, but it will never be.
No dice!
Almost anyone in the world.
I would swap places with a mother I see every morning when I take the kiddos to school. She gets teary-eyed every morning when she drops her 4 kids off and I've never thought anything of it. Well, yesterday morning I saw her briefly remove the sunglasses she always wears (she's always crying enough that the tears run right out of the bottom of the glasses) and I saw a very noticeable black eye. So I would switch places with her to knock her husband on his ass, call the police, and move out. My good deed of the week.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 6 2009, 2:51 PM BSTI would swap places with a mother I see every morning when I take the kiddos to school. She gets teary-eyed every morning when she drops her 4 kids off and I've never thought anything of it. Well, yesterday morning I saw her briefly remove the sunglasses she always wears (she's always crying enough that the tears run right out of the bottom of the glasses) and I saw a very noticeable black eye. So I would switch places with her to knock her husband on his ass, call the police, and move out. My good deed of the week.
Ha!
I hate leaving the child at school too and often wear dark glasses. But I don't have a black eye.
I'd be Zooo and seriously freak Aaron out.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 6 2009, 3:16 PM BSTI'd be Zooo and seriously freak Aaron out.
Smack his botty for me.
"But Aaronski! It has always been my dream to move to France and raise 5 children!"
"I have got ths great cookbook - 101 things to do with Garlic"
"I think I am allergic to cats"
"This year, I'm voting Lib dem"
Or I could be Julia and make Nil give up his stash of pot and porn.
That would be evil but funny.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 6 2009, 2:51 PM BSTI would swap places with a mother I see every morning when I take the kiddos to school. She gets teary-eyed every morning when she drops her 4 kids off and I've never thought anything of it. Well, yesterday morning I saw her briefly remove the sunglasses she always wears (she's always crying enough that the tears run right out of the bottom of the glasses) and I saw a very noticeable black eye. So I would switch places with her to knock her husband on his ass, call the police, and move out. My good deed of the week.
Maybe it's her wife.
Or maybe she's just a clumsy bitch.
Quote: zooo @ October 6 2009, 2:15 PM BSTAnyone, right now.
Awwww, what's up zooo?
Quote: Aaron @ October 6 2009, 2:45 PM BSTAlmost anyone in the world.
You too? You both need to get together for some serious cuddling I think.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 6 2009, 2:51 PM BSTI would swap places with a mother I see every morning when I take the kiddos to school. She gets teary-eyed every morning when she drops her 4 kids off and I've never thought anything of it. Well, yesterday morning I saw her briefly remove the sunglasses she always wears (she's always crying enough that the tears run right out of the bottom of the glasses) and I saw a very noticeable black eye. So I would switch places with her to knock her husband on his ass, call the police, and move out. My good deed of the week.
Nice, but aren't you assuming an aweful lot there?
Quote: Moonstone @ October 6 2009, 3:40 PM BSTYou too? You both need to get together for some serious cuddling I think.
Yes we doooooo!
I'm just having a bad day.