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Quote: Badge @ October 6 2009, 1:24 AM BST

The wisdom of Walker. He's right though - it's the reason Status Quo have had such a long career.

Forget what I said, I take it all back.

( :D (WHISPERS.) Hi Badge Wave)

Quote: Tim Walker @ October 6 2009, 1:21 AM BST

If in doubt, don't do it.

One of Nike's less successful advertising campaigns.

:D

I am spending the day in scruffy working out clothes.

Just to let you know that I'm so bored today, that I spent 10 minutes contemplating what would happen if androgynous singer Mika married that androgynous woman from Larue and if their children would be born without genitals.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 6 2009, 2:31 PM BST

Just to let you know that I'm so bored today, that I spent 10 minutes contemplating what would happen if androgynous singer Mika married that androgynous woman from Larue and if their children would be born without genitals.

And what was it like?

I'm so bored I even want to know.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 6 2009, 2:31 PM BST

Just to let you know that I'm so bored today, that I spent 10 minutes contemplating what would happen if androgynous singer Mika married that androgynous woman from Larue and if their children would be born without genitals.

You mean La Roux? :P

I agree, those would be some seriously freaky children of the corn.

I have just finished the first draft of a new sitcom pilot!

*pours large glass of wine, lights cigarette, looks out for number one fan with a mallet*

Well done! I've still not finished my first draft of my first sitcom from 2 years ago. I am a lazy f**ker :D

Nice one, Dolly. I have no excuses for celebrating but am looking forward to a large glass of wine nonetheless. :)

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 6 2009, 3:16 PM BST

looks out for number one fan with a mallet

I don't get this...

Ben is off to make dinner and feed the dog.

Quote: Ben @ October 6 2009, 6:31 PM BST

I don't get this...

Misery. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misery_(film)

Quote: JuliaC @ October 6 2009, 6:09 PM BST

Nice one, Dolly. I have no excuses for celebrating but am looking forward to a large glass of wine nonetheless. :)

Go on, treat yourself - you deserve it. :D

Robyn is tired, and hopes she's getting there with everything.

zooo is disbelieving at how bad the TV in this hotel room is.

*cries a bit*

Quote: zooo @ October 6 2009, 8:50 PM BST

zooo is disbelieving at how bad the TV in this hotel room is.

*cries a bit*

You're in a hotel? Is this for work?

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