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Things that piss you off Page 519
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 5 2009, 6:56 PM BSTFine beans.
Sure, but were they French or runners?
When you order something and they take your money then don't send it out, don't give you a reciept, and claim they know nothing about your order. Thank God I used paypal.
The Internet on a slow day. It's at it again! Slow slow slow slow fast slow slow slow slow slow slow fast slow slow slow slow slow slow fast slow slow slow slow slow slow fast slow slow slow slow slow slow fast slow slow slow slow slow slow fast slow slow slow slow slow slow fast slow slow slow slow slow slow fast slow slow slow .... 
You want to get your IS bitches in to sort you out.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ October 6 2009, 10:59 AM BSTYou want to get your IS bitches in to sort you out.
On the plus side, it's helping me cut down the time I waste on pointless websites. That's right, visits to Chortle have been slashed this week. Slashed.
Having to clean up dog mess at 1.30am, because the cat knocks some food off the kitchen worktop, the dog eats it when it doesn't suit his digestive system, and then the cat comes and wakes you up to tell you the dog is a dirty boy.
Quote: chipolata @ October 6 2009, 10:56 AM BSTThe Internet on a slow day. It's at it again! Slow slow slow slow fast slow slow slow slow slow slow fast slow slow slow slow slow slow fast slow slow slow slow slow slow fast slow slow slow slow slow slow fast slow slow slow slow slow slow fast slow slow slow slow slow slow fast slow slow slow slow slow slow fast slow slow slow ....
What's your connection speed Chip?
I always run this when my connection seems a bit slow, just so I know if it's me and not the server I'm connecting to, or at least so I know how shit and thief-like my ISP is.
TTPYO. Today: Everything. 
Quote: Finck @ October 6 2009, 1:39 PM BST
What's up?
Gah, people, work, morons, moronic people at work, you know the stuff. 
Quote: JuliaC @ October 6 2009, 1:42 PM BSTGah, people, work, morons, moronic people at work, you know the stuff.
Well, I work only with lovely people. But yeah. 
The weather's pretty shite, too. Thank God I'm not in Manchester today. Or outside.
Quote: JuliaC @ October 6 2009, 1:42 PM BSTGah, people, work, morons, moronic people at work, you know the stuff.
People who take comedy too seriously. WTF?
Quote: Finck @ October 6 2009, 1:45 PM BSTThank God I'm not in Manchester today. Or outside.
You've got to be one or the other Fincko 
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 6 2009, 2:01 PM BSTPeople who take comedy too seriously. WTF?
Well they must be missing the point a bit, sure 