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Things That Wouldn't Exist Without Women Page 4

Quote: Paul W @ October 6 2009, 1:15 PM BST

Oh and stalking.

Men are the stalky ones, surely?

Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 6 2009, 1:15 PM BST

Boybands.

No,no, they wouldn't exist without very very young children or homosexuals.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 6 2009, 1:16 PM BST

Men are the stalky ones, surely?

But they stalk women. Without them, stalkers would just be going for a nice stroll.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 6 2009, 1:16 PM BST

Men are the stalky ones, surely?

And who do I, I mean MEN tend to stalk?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 6 2009, 1:09 PM BST

She's beautiful and brainy! You're very lucky Curt. :)

:)

Quote: Paul W @ October 6 2009, 1:15 PM BST

Oh and stalking.

Paul,have you been stalked or are you saying women drive you to stalk them?

Quote: Curt @ October 6 2009, 1:18 PM BST

Paul,have you been stalked or are you saying women drive you to stalk them?

Curt, everyone needs a hobby Whistling nnocently

Oh I see. So when I was stalked by a weirdo it was MY fault. ;)

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 6 2009, 1:19 PM BST

Oh I see. So when I was stalked by a weirdo it was MY fault. ;)

Chipolata apologised for that, let's move on.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 6 2009, 1:19 PM BST

Oh I see. So when I was stalked by a weirdo it was MY fault. ;)

Going outside without returning that message written in blood on your front door, you're asking for trouble missy >_<

Cottage Cheese

Ryvita

Cream Carpets

Bubble Bath

Pelmets

Valances

Cats as pets

Loose Women

Unnecessary Conversation

Weddings

Adverts about hard stools

(Not sure why Dolly put story telling, there's nothing men like to do more then brag, embellish and entertain)

Quote: Paul W @ October 6 2009, 1:22 PM BST

Going outside without returning that message written in blood on your front door, you're asking for trouble missy >_<

Laughing out loud
I was stalked twice in College by two different crazy girls. It was more annoying than anything else. They both had the same habits of showing up every place I went even in the same night!
One of them was my own fault. I was drunk on Canada day and gave her a kiss.
The other was just plain messed up. She was the one who drove by my house at night slowly.

I doubt I'll ever get stalked again in my life and that's fine by me. Just one of the benefits of no longer being young.

Picnics
Greetings Cards
Gok Wan's Career
Coffee Mornings
Pole Dancing
Heat Magazine
Table Cloths

Quote: Curt @ October 6 2009, 1:28 PM BST

Laughing out loud
I was stalked twice in College by two different crazy girls. It was more annoying than anything else. They both had the same habits of showing up every place I went even in the same night!
One of them was my own fault. I was drunk on Canada day and gave her a kiss.
The other was just plain messed up. She was the one who drove by my house at night slowly.

I doubt I'll ever get stalked again in my life and that's fine by me. Just one of the benefits of no longer being young.

One of mine was a postman who knew an awful lot about me - which isn't totally surprising. The other was actually really sweet and wrote me very nice poems. I wish I'd been nicer to him now.

That's terrible, Curt... did you get any off either of them?

Quote: Curt @ October 6 2009, 1:28 PM BST

Laughing out loud
I was stalked twice in College by two different crazy girls. It was more annoying than anything else. They both had the same habits of showing up every place I went even in the same night!
One of them was my own fault. I was drunk on Canada day and gave her a kiss.
The other was just plain messed up. She was the one who drove by my house at night slowly.

I doubt I'll ever get stalked again in my life and that's fine by me. Just one of the benefits of no longer being young.

Curt the fanny magnet! One of the great regrets of my life (yeah, get in line), that I've never been stalked.

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