Quote: Aaron @ October 6 2009, 1:53 AM BSTDon't even bother trying to watch this Tim (terrible picture), but do have a listen to the routine: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grRI-m-Nr2U
Although I've not sat through it so it could be mis-titled and miss out a chunk. Or something. But hopefully you'll at least get the jist*.
* Gist
Pockets, women have never been big on pockets.
Maps, as there would be no-one able to read them.
Yorkie bars, a rare example of chocolate marketed to men.
Posh cat food
Is this for a 'high concept' movie pitch?
Red stains on white trousers! ( Cricket related)
The zip fly
Meast feast pizza
This isn't right; most of the stuff listed are things I like (except the dodgier end of the porn market mentioned). So maybe they would have existed without men as some women would want these things.
Light Bulbs
Fish Tanks
Buggery
Church
Bench
Spider-Man
Ladle
Grammar
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 6 2009, 1:45 AM BSTNow before you all start up a heated debate on the pros and cons of men on the planet (I'm looking at you Ms Dagger and Mr Carpark),
Okay, I'll just giggle my little head off, flutter my eyelashes and ask if anyone wants to see my tits - whoops I meant the blue tits in my garden. Silly little girly me...! 
The audacity of hope.
Spears.
Rope ladders.
Goatees.
Flea powder.
Adam's apples.
The theory of relativity.
SmileTV2.
Hip replacements
The Proclaimers
Suitcases
Fourmala One
Drills
Creative Writing courses
The British Comedy Guide
Gondola
Zombie films.
Buggery.
Bumfluff.
Quote: chipolata @ October 6 2009, 10:48 AM BSTZombie films.
Buggery.
Bumfluff.
I've already done buggery. We can't both be doing buggery, surely.
The cod piece.
Beer Hats
Football / Subbeteo
Bull Fighting
Airfix Models
Scalextric
Night Vision Goggles
Stubble rash
The Atomic bomb
Nail and string art.
Hairy ears
Fruit Machines
Cowboys
Guns
Knife Crime
Paint Ball
Tramps
Ties