British Comedy Guide

Things That Wouldn't Exist Without Men... Page 3

To think Mr walker's only been working for five minutes and already he's asking for favours. Sheesh.

Sheds would still be around without men, but not sheds with comfy chairs inside. And portable TVs. And doorlocks that lock from the inside.

Erm are we now refering to a sado-weird prison fantasy of yours Henman or is this a Swedish thing?

I can think of a couple:

jock itch
men's pube lice combs

Thanks men.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 6 2009, 3:10 AM BST

I can think of a couple:

men's pube lice combs

Thats Sexist that is!!!...Why do the pube combs have to be male??? Women are dirty creatures...Sorry CAN be dirty creatures.

Chat up lines, really sick jokes, guinness, moustache envy, religion, football chants, ploghman's lunches and shaking hands. Oh and also that thing guys do now instead of shaking hands, when they kind of clap each others hand in a high five and then hold it there, sometimes accompanied by a little chest bump... and then sometimes a slap on the back too.

Edit: Also vans! (Men with Ven)

Spaces devoid of soft toys.
Without men, the shed would look like this.

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Torture sheds – No one expects the inquisition
Pinhole spy-cams

2point4 Children (created by a bloke)

Lubricant (Wouldn't need it)

I'll have a think but the first ones that spring to mind are:

Supersized anything, those (stupid) miniature games like snooker on your desk, T shirts that say things like "It won't suck itself", Garage Flowers, guns, off road vehicles, anything with 'functional' or worse 'multi functional' as their prime selling point, websites related to anything sci fi, buttons no-one uses on remote controls or more than two settings on washing machines, pyramid schemes, books or toilet paper to read in the loo, dinner in a bucket...

Ooh if you want to avoid MM but still need to feel inspired watch some Home Improvement with Tim The Tool Man Taylor!

(Men have invented many great things too but they're less amusing).

ps I think I know what Badge is angling for, for Christmas. :)

pps There's another one - Fishing! and five million types of fishing rod.

Five million types of anything in fact - just invent a small, medium and large and move on. :)

Mankinis

Break-dancing

Paintball.

Comedy.

And the YoYo.

Strawberry Jam
Spare Wheels
Safari Park
Etch-a-Sketch
Diggers

Science Fiction. (Or you could just say Star Trek/Doctor Who)

Bishop and Douch Updates.

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