No one will disagree with you on here now Tim and everyone will become your best mate. 
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I think we both know that's not true...
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 5 2009, 6:39 PM BSTNo one will disagree with you on here now Tim and everyone will become your best mate.
Unless they're not writers. In which case, f**k off Tim, you're WRONG, about...stuff!
He's right you know. Ever since our first child I've hated him...always have..always.
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 5 2009, 6:40 PM BSTI think we both know that's not true...
Well apart from the odd bitter type.
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 5 2009, 6:40 PM BSTI think we both know that's not true...
*Dolly puts her arm round Tim*
*says "No, mate, buddy. No, it's NOT true"*
That'll be me then. Odd and bitter. Like an off soursop.
Well, I still like you...although I think I stand in the minority of people you haven't pissed off or aren't jealous of your success.
On that note, I got turned down for the newspaper column. Seems they actually did some research and found my letter to the editor that stated the paper was unimaginative, lackluster, and poorly edited. 
But my new jammies arrived in the mail today, so it wasn't a total loss.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 5 2009, 6:44 PM BSTWell, I still like you...although I think I stand in the minority of people you have pissed off or are jealous of your success.
Awww thanks Ducks! it means the world to me! 
In other news, I unexpectedly got 20% off the cosmetic dental treatment I had done today. Plus, I've got a Magnum ice cream. It's doesn't get much better than this. 
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 5 2009, 6:48 PM BSTIn other news, I unexpectedly got 20% off the cosmetic dental treatment I had done today. Plus, I've got a Magnum ice cream. It's doesn't get much better than this.
yes but have you got a pygmy monkey??
What's a magnum ice cream? I know that over here a Magnum is an extremely large bottle of cheap malt liquor or the ridiculously huge condoms that no guy needs but everybody buys...
Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 5 2009, 6:50 PM BSTWhat's a magnum ice cream? I know that over here a Magnum is an extremely large bottle of cheap malt liquor or the ridiculously huge condoms that no guy needs but everybody buys...
Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 5 2009, 6:44 PM BSTOn that note, I got turned down for the newspaper column. Seems they actually did some research and found my letter to the editor that stated the paper was unimaginative, lackluster, and poorly edited.
Well, yes, you've always got to be incredibly careful that what you write doesn't come back to haunt you. Sorry to hear that, Andie. 
There'll be other opportunities I'm sure.
*answers phone, to be informed that contract has been cancelled due to pressure from BBC Three*
Oh bugger. You could target a different paper with the idea?