Quote: Nil Putters @ October 3 2009, 10:19 PM BSTMKV and AC3.
Not going to argue.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ October 3 2009, 10:58 PM BSTEOTFA
My favourite anachronism.
Anachronism? Think you've gone a bit wrong there mate. 
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 4 2009, 9:45 PM BSTMy uni's students' website being down when I need to access scripts on it to do my homework.
Blackboard?
Quote: Aaron @ October 5 2009, 1:48 AM BSTBlackboard?
It's a chalkboard you rascist. Bend over and let me smack your bum-bum.
The Internet when it's slow. It's taking me about twenty-five minutes to post each post today.
Quote: chipolata @ October 5 2009, 11:43 AM BSTThe Internet when it's slow. It's taking me about twenty-five minutes to post each post today.
Still, at least you make a point that everyone of your posts is f**king gold, mate.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ October 5 2009, 11:45 AM BSTStill, at least you make a point that everyone of your posts is f**king gold, mate.
They f**king is gold! And, looks like it's quickening up, so expect a barrage of nuggets your way soon.
Quote: chipolata @ October 5 2009, 11:49 AM BSTThey f**king is gold! And, looks like it's quickening up, so expect a barrage of nuggets your way soon.
Ooh, saucy!
Quote: chipolata @ October 5 2009, 11:49 AM BSTlooks like it's quickening up
I spoke too soon. Internet's slowening up again! 
If you could give us regular updates about your upload speed, Chip, that would be great.
TTPYO: Alleged Toshiba brand AA batteries - bought from a cheapo shop for about A$2 (1 pound) for a pack of 8. Each one lasts about 2 weeks in my wireless mouse. Cheap rubbish.
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 5 2009, 12:08 PM BSTIf you could give us regular updates about your upload speed, Chip, that would be great.
My access is coming in spurts. Slow slow slow slow quick slow slow slow slow quick slow slow slow quick slow slow slow slow quick slow slow slow quick slow slow slow slow quick slow slow slow quick slow slow slow slow quick slow slow slow quick slow slow slow slow quick slow slow slow quick slow slow slow slow quick slow slow slow quick slow slow slow slow quick slow slow slow quick slow slow slow slow quick slow slow slow quick slow slow slow slow quick...
It's like being tortured. But not in the good £150 an hour specialist prostitute kind of way. 
Who would have thought that a 12½ pence battery would be shit, eh Kenneth?
Yeah. Unbelievable.
TTPYO: People using management speak because they think it makes them sound important.
Just got an email asking for something which was full of said manager speak, didn't have a clue what the guy was asking for; so asked in a reply he said 'That spreadsheet thingy'.
Quote: dannyjb1 @ October 5 2009, 1:02 PM BSTTTPYO: People using management speak because they think it makes them sound important.
Just got an email asking for something which was full of said manager speak, didn't have a clue what the guy was asking for; so asked in a reply he said 'That spreadsheet thingy'.
Quote: dannyjb1 @ October 5 2009, 1:02 PM BSTJust got an email asking for something which was full of said manager speak, didn't have a clue what the guy was asking for; so asked in a reply he said 'That spreadsheet thingy'.