British Comedy Guide

Shia Muslim Quickie

EXT. DAY. MIDDLE EAST PILGRIMAGE SITE.

A LARGE GROUP OF SHIA MUSLIMS ARE WORSHIPPING.

THEY ARE WALKING, CHANTING AND BEATING THEIR HEADS WITH THEIR HANDS.

CUT TO SHIA LEADER SPEAKING THROUGH A LOUDHAILER:

'And shoulders, I said, and shoulders. We haven't even done knees and toes yet and you lot are stuck on heads.'

Laughing out loud

Excellent. Is 'Shia' necessary though?

Cheers for feedback

Got me thinking... do you reckon Shia LaBeouf has a brother called Sonny? But, like, they don't get on?

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ September 25 2009, 9:56 AM BST

Got me thinking... do you reckon Shia LaBeouf has a brother called Sonny? But, like, they don't get on?

At prayer time, when all the pilgrims are on their knees in prayer, Sonny could play leap frog.

'IED Babe' - a new song from Sunni and Cher, boom, boom!

very funny, nice one.

Nice one.
Very tight.

John
Purple Comedy

I don't get it. And no don't explain.

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