British Comedy Guide

Captions Competition - Up for it? Page 8

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ October 3 2009, 10:47 PM BST

New pic.

Image

Ichy the panda, scratchy the panda.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ October 3 2009, 10:47 PM BST

New pic.

Image

I'm sorry Mr Black the zipper's stuck.

I would mate with her, but she doesn't even appreciate art.

London Zoo's raises 200% more donations after changing adopt a Panda, to f**k a Panda.

Boris Johnson photographed before his morning coffee.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ October 3 2009, 10:47 PM BST
Image

The new Voodoo Panda Doll is the must have toy this Christmas.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ October 3 2009, 10:47 PM BST
Image

"So, going anywhere nice for your holidays this year?"

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ October 3 2009, 10:47 PM BST

New pic.

Image

I know it's not a serious relationship, he just eats, shoots and leaves.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ October 3 2009, 10:47 PM BST

New pic.

Image

Eddie, the lusty zookeeper, decides on the "roughly from behind" approach.

I think you're doing great so far, and as soon as you stop eating the Paintbrushes we'll get you a proper canvas.

'Are you sure that putting 'Painting' as my hobby on match.com will increase my chances of finding a mate?'

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ October 3 2009, 10:47 PM BST

New pic.

Image

"Something for the weekend, sir?"
"Nah, she's never up for it these days"

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ October 3 2009, 10:47 PM BST
Image

Zoo production of Ghost receives mixed reviews

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ October 3 2009, 10:47 PM BST
Image

"This voodoo effigy will show Chris Packham - Too reliant on humans, my arse? A little more to the left...ahh, that's the spot"

Quote: sootyj @ October 3 2009, 11:07 PM BST

Boris Johnson photographed before his morning coffee.

:D

Quote: Tim Walker @ October 3 2009, 11:26 PM BST

"So, going anywhere nice for your holidays this year?"

:D

Share this page