Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 3 2009, 1:24 AM BSTAnd they love it when I try to guess their bra sizes...
They don't wear A, B, C, or D cup - it's A, B, C, or D... chalice.
Virtually all the comedians I know are atheists... Page 16
Quote: Morrace @ October 3 2009, 1:32 AM BSTThey don't wear A, B, C, or D cup - it's A, B, C, or D... chalice.
Lol, so they don't do a double d chalice anymore?
Bummer
Quote: Jude @ October 3 2009, 2:25 AM BSTLol, so they don't do a double d chalice anymore?
Bummer
Jude, hey!
I think a chalice provides too much support, because the nuns' girls always seem to be a little saggy. 
Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 3 2009, 2:30 AM BSTJude, hey!
I think a chalice provides too much support, because the nuns' girls always seem to be a little saggy.
Hiya hun!
Bless, but I reckon their wimples must have something to do with it
Being the recovering Catholic that I am, I like to think they all wearing really racey nickers underneath.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 3 2009, 2:38 AM BSTBeing the recovering Catholic that I am, I like to think they all wearing really racey nickers underneath.
I guess Victoria's Secret would be worth a few confessions
Some nuns have double standards though. The last one I had lay down on my bed, legs akimbo; joined her hands in prayer and...
""Bless me O Lord, and this my gift, which I am about to receeeeeeive -- eeee - Yeeeeessss....!!!
Quote: Morrace @ October 3 2009, 2:49 AM BSTSome nuns have double standards though. The last one I had lay down on my bed, legs akimbo; joined her hands in prayer and...
""Bless me O Lord, and this my gift, which I am about to receeeeeeive -- eeee - Yeeeeessss....!!!
Quote: Morrace @ October 3 2009, 2:49 AM BSTSome nuns have double standards though. The last one I had lay down on my bed, legs akimbo; joined her hands in prayer and...
""Bless me O Lord, and this my gift, which I am about to receeeeeeive -- eeee - Yeeeeessss....!!!
You must have got a rouge naughty one
Quote: Jude @ October 3 2009, 2:53 AM BSTYou must have got a rouge naughty one
It was Sister Alice
She of the double-D chalice.
Quote: Morrace @ October 3 2009, 2:55 AM BSTIt was Sister Alice
She of the double-D chalice.
Quote: Morrace @ October 3 2009, 2:55 AM BSTIt was Sister Alice
She of the double-D chalice.
Who was spread-eagled on your bed
And'd go no further till her prayers were said.
Quote: Jude @ October 3 2009, 2:59 AM BSTWho was spread-eagled on your bed
And'd go no further till her prayers were said.
But after our session
She went to Confession
And came back and gave me some head.
Quote: Morrace @ October 3 2009, 3:01 AM BSTBut after our session
She went to Confession
And came back and gave me some head.
But the deep throat did choke her
When you started to poke her
So she whipped out her wimples instead.
Quote: Jude @ October 3 2009, 3:09 AM BSTBut the deep throat did choke her
When you started to poke her
So she whipped out her wimples instead.
F**k - how did you guess
That this part of her dress
Was used in our making of love?
You're a sister superior
And within your interior
I'll be smooth as a brand-new kid-glove!
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Forgive me, dear Jude
For being so rude
I'm afraid it has to be said
That the wife is suspicious
Your rhymes are delicious
But I have to f**k her instead!
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Night, night!