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Suzie Cocktail Page 2

LOOOOL

Recycled condoms! It's so funny cos it's so gross!
What are you like, Suzie!

Should you be encouraging her? Yeah, go on let her keep wasting her time. :D

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 1 2009, 9:07 PM BST

It looks like some money has been spent on these videos. Which is rather worrying.

They certainly looked quite hi-fi.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 1 2009, 9:07 PM BST

It looks like some money has been spent on these videos. Which is rather worrying.

Escorting and porn pays quite well. Whistling nnocently

Quote: Tim Walker @ October 1 2009, 10:36 PM BST

Escorting and porn pays quite well. Whistling nnocently

If the writing isn't working out you could always go back to being a doctor.

:D ;) Will bear it in mind.

Damn she is VERY atrractive though isn't she?

Down Shep.

I wish she wouldn't wear a blonde wig when doing this hilarious dumb, sex mad character.

Quote: Lee Henman @ October 2 2009, 2:37 PM BST

Damn she is VERY atrractive though isn't she?

Down Shep.

Gonna' buy her a Skankette?

This ios my favourite video out of the three I've seen. For purely artistic reasons, obviously. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BnsuRhho3U&feature=related

You take a measure of glamour, you add a dash of sex appeal.
You pour in some hilarious comedy, shake it up & that my friends is a Suzie Cocktail.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ October 2 2009, 11:36 PM BST

You take a measure of glamour, you add a dash of sex appeal.
You pour in some hilarious comedy, shake it up & that my friends is a Suzie Cocktail.

You take a small measure of penis, you add a dash of 'tasche.
You pour in an attempt at comedy, shake it up & that my friends is Steve Sunshine!

Quote: Morrace @ October 2 2009, 11:44 PM BST

You take a small measure of penis, you add a dash of 'tasche.
You pour in an attempt at comedy, shake it up & that my friends is Steve Sunshine!

I can sing as well.
:$ :D Whistling nnocently

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ October 2 2009, 11:46 PM BST

I can sing as well.
:$ :D Whistling nnocently

And an Elvis impression, I'm told.

Heartbreak Hotel?

Well Angie Baby's left me
I can no longer get it to swell
I've even tried four shredded wheats
And pushin' up barbells

I feel so lo- own - lee- bay-ay-bee
I feel so lo- own - lee
I feel so lonely
I could.. undo my flies

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

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