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Christmas Prezzie ideas.

Too early?

Just a thread for cool stuff you see on the net or telly or whatever that might be worth checking out. Or alternatively, stuff you'd like to receive yourself.

I was thinking about getting my missus a Slanket. It's possibly the most unflattering garment ever created but I think she'd like it. http://www.firebox.com/product/2249/The-Slanket?itc=185&src_t=nwt&src_id=266

Quote: Lee Henman @ October 2 2009, 2:04 PM BST

I was thinking about getting my missus a Slanket. It's possibly the most unflattering garment ever created but I think she'd like it. http://www.firebox.com/product/2249/The-Slanket?itc=185&src_t=nwt&src_id=266

Are you sure? Maybe someone else could get it for her, because coming from you it might be like saying "I think you're the unsexiest person in the world". :)

Haha at Slanket.

Not too early! Well maybe a bit, but I'm always ready to talk about Christmas.

Quote: Lee Henman @ October 2 2009, 2:04 PM BST

Too early?

Just a thread for cool stuff you see on the net or telly or whatever that might be worth checking out. Or alternatively, stuff you'd like to receive yourself.

I was thinking about getting my missus a Slanket. It's possibly the most unflattering garment ever created but I think she'd like it. http://www.firebox.com/product/2249/The-Slanket?itc=185&src_t=nwt&src_id=266

Fab if you want to take a dump with some one else in the room whilst maintaining your dignity

Here's what I'd really love to have for Crimbo -

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Obviously, I'd keep the stainless one in the safe and the blued version for range and home defence use.

How I envy you DaButt.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 2 2009, 2:06 PM BST

Are you sure? Maybe someone else could get it for her, because coming from you it might be like saying "I think you're the unsexiest person in the world". :)

Yeah but I've tried getting her lingerie and stuff nefore but I always get it wrong. I got her this crimson basque thing last year and she just laughed at it. I find the best way to keep her happy is tickle her comfort bone. She's all about the fluffy slippersocks and fleecey stuff. Errr

Quote: zooo @ October 2 2009, 2:06 PM BST

Haha at Slanket.

Not too early! Well maybe a bit, but I'm always ready to talk about Christmas.

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Quote: Lee Henman @ October 2 2009, 2:34 PM BST

Yeah but I've tried getting her lingerie and stuff nefore but I always get it wrong. I got her this crimson basque thing last year and she just laughed at it. I find the best way to keep her happy is tickle her comfort bone. She's all about the fluffy slippersocks and fleecey stuff. Errr

To be honest a crimson basque, unless it's a bit ironic from somehwere like Agent Provocatuer, is a bit wrong. What about really classy, sexy underwear sets from M&S (but only if you know the size)?

If she likes comfy, cosy stuff what about some sexy lounge wear, like a cashmere dressing gown or something? Something she'd never treat herself too.

Something like this: http://www.brora.co.uk/Product/Product.aspx?WebShopCodeStr=A9&WebSegmentCodeStr=S2&WebCategoryCodeStr=CX&StyleCodeStr=THN99

Isn't AP way to expensive to be ironic?

Quote: Lee Henman @ October 2 2009, 2:34 PM BST

Yeah but I've tried getting her lingerie and stuff nefore but I always get it wrong. I got her this crimson basque thing last year and she just laughed at it. I find the best way to keep her happy is tickle her comfort bone. She's all about the fluffy slippersocks and fleecey stuff. Errr

Just say to your wife - 'either put this on and do the nasty business or I'm taking my cock elsewhere' - women love that.

It goes without saying that I'm only joking. Buying undies (or any clothing) for girlfriends/ wives is a minefield.

Surprise her by getting her a Nintendo Wii (and then spoil it by giving her a copy of Wii Fit and the exercise board).

Quote: sootyj @ October 2 2009, 2:41 PM BST

Isn't AP way to expensive to be ironic?

If it was in primark it would be called cheap and tacky, the same at AP with a huge price take is ironic. ;)

A large Keep if Fluffy perfume gift set from B never, a pre stuffed Hawkins stocking, a new coat, a Lush Hello gorgeous gift set, and vouchers for iTunes and Homebase, and Hello Kitty stuff.

That's my list to Santa.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 2 2009, 2:39 PM BST

To be honest a crimson basque, unless it's a bit ironic from somehwere like Agent Provocatuer, is a bit wrong. What about really classy, sexy underwear sets from M&S (but only if you know the size)?

If she likes comfy, cosy stuff what about some sexy lounge wear, like a cashmere dressing gown or something? Something she'd never treat herself too.

Something like this: http://www.brora.co.uk/Product/Product.aspx?WebShopCodeStr=A9&WebSegmentCodeStr=S2&WebCategoryCodeStr=CX&StyleCodeStr=THN99

Hmmmmm cheers Dolly. Glad I started this thread now!

Quote: Lee Henman @ October 2 2009, 2:04 PM BST

I was thinking about getting my missus a Slanket. It's possibly the most unflattering garment ever created but I think she'd like it. http://www.firebox.com/product/2249/The-Slanket?itc=185&src_t=nwt&src_id=266

If it's good enough for Liz Lemon, it's good enough for Mrs Henman.

Quote: Lee Henman @ October 2 2009, 2:36 PM BST

Yeah but I've tried getting her lingerie and stuff nefore but I always get it wrong. I got her this crimson basque thing last year and she just laughed at it. I find the best way to keep her happy is tickle her comfort bone. She's all about the fluffy slippersocks and fleecey stuff. Errr

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Comfort eh?

How about this? Get her a super fluffy towel and slippers, maybe even a robe and also a box of her fave chocs, Mini bottle of champers or wine, a scented candle, and a bath bomb, place all in a box, sprinkle with rose petals, close the box and tied with a big bow with a message like "For you my darling to relax with and enjoy....".

It will get you laid for sure. ;)

Also nice comfy stuff here. Some on sale too!

http://www.thewhitecompany.com/productdetails.aspx?id=2001465&itemno=INCSL

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