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Everyone is up insanely late tonight.

4am!
You're right. I shall go to bed. :)

Lucky you. My youngest just got his second wind.

Don't you have a cupboard under the stairs you can keep him in? :)

I'd like to, but he's one of those kind of kids that would figure out how to remove the door from the hinges without tools, in the dark, from the inside. I have just accepted that I will never go to bed at a normal time while he is little.

Quote: EllieJP @ October 1 2009, 3:24 PM BST

Ellie really really needs to go for a run tonight. Haven't been for 2 weeks! Which is shocking!

Had an amazing run last night. Was so refreshing and I really pelted the last mile which felt so good. I can also now do 3 x 10 reps of pressups! :)

Quote: EllieJP @ October 2 2009, 9:40 AM BST

Had an amazing run last night. Was so refreshing and I really pelted the last mile which felt so good. I can also now do 3 x 10 reps of pressups! :)

Sounds great. I need to get those sporty endorphines back in my brain. Press-ups are so hard for girls.

Yeah I know. I have such weak arms since I stopped playing contact rugby. I'm training for something at the moment, so have to build up my arm strength.

Quote: EllieJP @ October 2 2009, 9:40 AM BST

I can also now do 3 x 10 reps of pressups! :)

You know they don't count if your breasts still touch the floor right?

That's a point, I think press-ups are far easier for Ellie than me - she hasn't got as far to go. Angry

Quote: EllieJP @ October 2 2009, 9:45 AM BST

Yeah I know. I have such weak arms since I stopped playing contact rugby. I'm training for something at the moment, so have to build up my arm strength.

Could some one make the obvious smutty joke for me please?

I'm busy at work and just don't have the time.

Quote: roscoff @ October 2 2009, 9:46 AM BST

You know they don't count if your breasts still touch the floor right?

Ha - they touch the floor whether I'm standing or not.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 2 2009, 9:52 AM BST

That's a point, I think press-ups are far easier for Ellie than me - she hasn't got as far to go. Angry

Ha - I do it so my nose is down actually. :)

Chipolata has a sore throat and what feels like the beginnings of a cold. This is punishment for him thinking he could cut down on satsumas! The fool! :(

Quote: EllieJP @ October 2 2009, 9:55 AM BST

Ha - I do it so my nose is down actually. :)

In that case, they're far easier for me, as I don't have far to go!

Quote: chipolata @ October 2 2009, 9:59 AM BST

Chipolata has a sore throat and what feels like the beginnings of a cold. This is punishment for him thinking he could cut down on satsumas! The fool! :(

I still can't find satsumas in the shops. Waitrose only has clementines. Angry

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 2 2009, 10:02 AM BST

I still can't find satsumas in the shops. Waitrose only has clementines. Angry

You need to broaden your horizons, Dolly, and visit more places than just Waitrose! Haven't you got any markets round where you live? You meet some great characters too. Probably.

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