Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ October 1 2009, 9:26 AM BSTStupid Elliot having a day off today while I have Introducing Literary Theory.
Yikes, intertextuality and defamiliarization! Lit crit such a painful memeory.
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Quote: chipolata @ October 1 2009, 1:04 PM BSTThere's no metal forks here. Don't know why, but they always disappear.
Is that why the man got fired? 
Quote: zooo @ October 1 2009, 1:21 PM BSTIs that why the man got fired?
He got fired because nobody hear had the common human decency to see he had problems and help him with them. Plus he was f**king useless. 
Ha!
Quote: chipolata @ October 1 2009, 12:00 PM BSTI mean this nicely, but you really are the most monstrously vain and materialistic poster we have!
Thank you. I'm also a massive liar.
And as someone who grew up without a bathroom, I can fantasise about having a nice one now.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 1 2009, 3:19 PM BSTThank you. I'm also a massive liar.
And as someone who grew up without a bathroom, I can fantasise about having a nice one now.
You haven't been on much today Dolly. You been avin' a kip?
Quote: john lucas 101 @ October 1 2009, 3:21 PM BSTYou haven't been on much today Dolly. You been avin' a kip?
I wish. I've been socialising and pub lunching. 
Ellie really really needs to go for a run tonight. Haven't been for 2 weeks! Which is shocking!
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 1 2009, 3:23 PM BSTI wish. I've been socialising and pub lunching.
Oh. Bummer!
Certainly is. I haven't been running for 3 years.
Quote: EllieJP @ October 1 2009, 3:24 PM BSTEllie really really needs to go for a run tonight. Haven't been for 2 weeks! Which is shocking!
I'm shocked. I can't remember when I was this shocked. This is literally my shocked face: 
Quote: chipolata @ October 1 2009, 3:27 PM BSTI'm shocked. I can't remember when I was this shocked. This is literally my shocked face:
I thought that was your cum face.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ October 1 2009, 3:28 PM BSTI thought that was your cum face.
Like you'd know! You're always facing forwards!
Quote: EllieJP @ October 1 2009, 3:24 PM BSTEllie really really needs to go for a run tonight. Haven't been for 2 weeks! Which is shocking!
I'm playing football tonight and haven't done any exercise for about the same time. It's gonna be bad I tells ya!
Quote: chipolata @ October 1 2009, 12:00 PM BSTI mean this nicely, but you really are the most monstrously vain and materialistic poster we have!
Now we know why Chip is single. (Hug to Chip)
You knew it was going down hill, Dolly, when he started with "I mean this nicely, but...".
It's always a bit like saying "I don't mean to imply you are an evil hosebeast..."
Where is the love people?