4 Characters: Husband and wife [Gary and Jane], Shop assistant [Mark], and girl on till [Lisa]
Setting: Husband and wife in a 'Game' shop buying a PSP for their young son [Matthew, not present].
The three stand next to each other looking at the selection of PSP's on the shelf.
Jane: "Hi we are looking for a PSP for our son's 9th birthday, can you recommend anything?"
Mark: "This one sells well, you can get 3 games for the price of 2 if you buy this at the moment which can save around £30".
Jane: "Have you got any silver ones, he'd like a silver one don't you think Gary"
(Gary nods).
Jane: "So how much would it be?"
Mark: "Depends on how much memory you want. I could do you a silver one with 2 GB for around £200."
Gary [quietly talking to Mark, Jane is distracted by looking at the PSP]: "Would that come with some kind of free silver vibrator." [does small hand movement to demonstrate]
Mark [looks confused]: "No sorry Sir it doesn't." [looks to Jane as a safer option]
Jane: "And you say we could buy 3 games for the price of 2. So what about another £40?"
Mark: "Yes madam about that."
Gary: "I don't suppose you could throw a couple of cock rings in there could you?"
Mark [getting more angry now]: "No Sir this is a computer games shop, you need to go somewhere else for that kind of thing."
Jane [has overheard]: "Oh for God's sake Gary."
(Slight pause)
Jane [quietly to Mark]: "Or any kind of lubricating gel?"
Mark [has run out of patience]: "I'll just take this over to the till, if you'd pay here please."
The three walk over to the till
Mark to Lisa [rolling his eyes] "They would just like to pay for this and a couple of games."
Lisa [putting PSP and games in bag]: "Certainly, and would you like a free a butt plug with that Sir?"
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