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I'm not building another patio door!

I love being out in the cold like this!

*wraps up warm*

:D

You didn't love it at Reading! Stealing my blanket! :P

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ September 30 2009, 5:54 PM BST

You didn't love it at Reading! Stealing my blanket! :P

That was wrapping up warm! Besiiides, I didn't want the blanket to keep me warm... I wanted you. :$

*pops head out of the door to throw up* Sick

Julia must love being with such a romantic. :P

*slips on a condom*

Quote: PhQnix @ September 30 2009, 5:59 PM BST

Julia must love being with such a romantic. :P

She does. :P

*walks into garden, sees druggies getting stoned, man throwning poo and dead tramp in corner*

*RC turns, leaves and waves goodbye to the North of England and heads back to London*

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*RC marvels at Leevil's new garden and it's 'minimalistic' vibe. 'My God!' says RC 'It's full of stars.' Before disappearing from existence forever.

*affectionately names the dead tamp RC*

Queue for the gents so I just nipped out here to piss against a tree. Cheers.

Quote: Timbo @ September 30 2009, 8:58 PM BST

Queue for the gents so I just nipped out here to piss against a tree. Cheers.

Hope you've got your hat on...

Quote: Moonstone @ September 30 2009, 9:05 PM BST

Hope you've got your hat on...

I've got mine on! Woooooo go Gardens!

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So what sport do the Garden's play in?

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