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Multicultural fashion show 2008

Re - released by popular demand - or not!

And welcome to this years new collection with ethnic mix firmly in mind. To make us more tolerant she has added various aspects of muslim attire to her designs to give us some understanding of the various cultures.

First up we have Naomi in a full length burkah in Royal Stuart tartan. What a lovely combination of the simple and unassuming eastern costume adding the vibrant reds and greens from this beautiful traditional scottish patern. Thank you Naomi.

Next we have Kate in a similar cut put in psychedelic pinks, oranges and yellows. What a lovely retro angle to something so timeless.

And now we have Alex in a design sponsored by Emirate airlines. Basically in red with white sleeves it is the Arsenal replica burkah which can be bought from the club shop.

And finally Yasmin in a mini version in traditional black but with thigh length black patent leather boots thereby still retaining the modesty of the wearer with none of the actual body visible.

Overall - sorry that wasn't meant to be a joke - I feel that we have here a mix of both eastern and western designs which should appeal to all cultures and could in no way be viewed as offensive to anyone.

These designs will shortly be available in all Chavmark stores.

David that is brilliant. Did you write it or steal it?

Wrote it - well actually it was a commentary on a fashion show I went to this afternoon.

There seem to be an unusual number of Muslim gags around here. Oh well, I guess you can't stick it to Christians al the time.

I am giving Cath a lick right now David!
Not David C oh no. David B.
Not the NumNut the NiceNut.
The younger Dave B

Quote: Charley @ September 12, 2007, 4:59 PM

I am giving Cath a lick right now David!

I hope she enjoyed it and didn't object too much.

Maybe those insects demonstrating could help. You know - the protest ants.

I am confounded. Who is being licked?

She gave Cath a lick.

But the protest ants didn't like it.

Err... It seems a little on the short side. You should try developing the idea a bit more.

Can I have a lick.

Hey David (Chapman) could you PM me this because I didn't get a chance to read it. As for the muslim jokes well christian jokes have been done for ages and are easier than chatting up an alter boy. Jokes about Islam are newer and percieved to be edgier and are definately more satirical. Theres nothing sinister about it David (Bussel). I'm an equal opportunity comedian and take the mic out of all the major religions :P

Hi David, I wouldn't mind a read as well!

Sorry David. It looks like you have to report to the censor in chief.

Honest, I did not grass you up. I swear did not talk, no matter how much ajp tortured me.

:S

Quote: Timothy Marshal-Nichols @ September 18, 2007, 8:02 PM

Sorry David. It looks like you have to report to the censor in chief.

Honest, I did not grass you up. I swear did not talk, no matter how much ajp tortured me.

:S

Why does a kebab and a night of binge drinking always lead to torture? Maybe i should give up the kebabs.

Re-released for a limited time.

Great commentary Dave and I'm loving the sound of those boots:)

The re-release is a good angle.

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