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Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 30 2009, 4:22 PM BST

We always seem to have people who've been dead for 5 years sitting on toilets. Maybe it's an American thing?

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Elvis impersonators?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 30 2009, 4:19 PM BST

Is this about that guy who left a dead friend on his sofa for five years again?

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And yet he still insisted you use a plate.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 29 2009, 10:21 PM BST

We had to do one at school once in French. We had to do the hot air balloon thing, where you choose a famous person to be and then argue why you should stay in the hot air balloon which is losing height and needs to lose passengers. The other girls chose to be people like Churchill and Pankhurst, but I didn't really want to do it so I said I was Sid Vicious and was going to jump out anyway.

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I loooove those!

Robyn read "The Shoemakers' Holiday" today, but is feeling a little queasy. Her mum keeps bugging her about iron tablets, too.

I read Romeo and Juliet today and am gonna give Robyn a hug for queasies.

Also, I read something about marriage being like a shoe, and now can't remember for the life of me where.

Paul is very happy to have recieved an E-mail informing him there will be a 7 day comedy festival in Nottingham! £4 for a day of comedy! All on my doorstep, I'm super excited!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ September 30 2009, 5:53 PM BST

Also, I read something about marriage being like a shoe,

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Gives you blisters?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 30 2009, 6:40 PM BST

Gives you blisters?

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If you're doing it right

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ September 30 2009, 5:53 PM BST

Also, I read something about marriage being like a shoe

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Eventually you lose your sole and feel like a heel?

After a while, it stinks.

*sigh*

Ben is about to put some clothes on, take the dog for a walk, eat an apple and then put the football on.

Quote: Ben @ September 30 2009, 7:43 PM BST

Ben is about to put some clothes on,

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*Imagines Ben naked*

*waits for Ben to eat the dog, wear the apple and take a football for a walk*

I'm clothed now. Sorry.