Quote: Leevil @ September 30 2009, 5:25 PM BSTSounds good.
*points to sign*
"Women: Must take off shoes (and clothes)"
*points to well trained attack dog who bites off mens balls with a single command*
BCG Garden Page 2
Quote: Nil Putters @ September 30 2009, 5:26 PM BSTStops playing with Leevil's balls.
Pass the dutchie.
What you on about? 
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 30 2009, 5:28 PM BST*points to well trained attack dog who bites off mens balls with a single command*
That's why the men stay dressed.
I'm sitting upwind from Smokey and the Bandits here.
Quote: Leevil @ September 30 2009, 5:27 PM BSTConcrete with weeds growing through the cracks.
What no swings? Or at least a five-a-side goal! Or some gnomes?
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 30 2009, 5:30 PM BSTI'm sitting upwind from Smokey and the Bandits here.
Same here. Pee-yuuu!
Quote: Moonstone @ September 30 2009, 5:33 PM BSTWhat no swings? Or at least a five-a-side goal! Or some gnomes?
There's a dead tramp in the corner, you can put a fishin rod in his hands if that'll make you happier?
Quote: Leevil @ September 30 2009, 5:37 PM BSTThere's a dead tramp in the corner, you can put a fishin rod in his hands if that'll make you happier?
Isn't that Jake How? 
I guess we shouldn't have given him that "pie"....
If it's not liked you can get Ground Force in for a makeover. 
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 30 2009, 5:39 PM BSTI guess we shouldn't have given him that "pie"....
But it was a Birds of a Feather special pie!! I'm guessing Dorian's special sauce was a bit too funny smelling to use.
Quote: Nil Putters @ September 30 2009, 5:40 PM BSTIf it's not liked you can get Ground Force in for a makeover.
Nice 
Quote: Nil Putters @ September 30 2009, 5:40 PM BSTIf it's not liked you can get Ground Force in for a makeover.
Like!!
And there's even some trees for Leevil.
Quote: Moonstone @ September 30 2009, 5:43 PM BSTAnd there's even some trees for Leevil.
I like to throw poo about. Best wear a hat or something? 
I think you should pop this ( http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3201/3010364714_bc205a8f10_b.jpg ) into your orginal post, so you see it as you walk through the patio doors. 
Done!
Nice. 
Right, I'm going in, it's f**king freezing out here.