Do what you want here. I've come out for a smoke.
*lights up*
Brr it's cold.
*looks in through window*
Warm bastards!
*takes a drag*
Shit, it's cold!
BCG Garden
*turns on outdoor heater and puts on massive hoodie*
Ah, Rubes! You've lit the garden up with your presence and presents!
*kicks football that hits Leevil square in the face*
Ooops! Sorry!
Ah, finally...
*Joins Leevil and asks for a light*
Cool Thread.
*points to sign that reads*
"No ball games"
Quote: Scottidog @ September 30 2009, 5:23 PM BST*Joins Leevil and asks for a light*
*passes Scotti a bible*
*Opens flask of tea and watches dog chase bugs*
How about a massive bouncy castle and some cold beers.
Sounds good.
*points to sign*
"Women: Must take off shoes (and clothes)"
Quote: Leevil @ September 30 2009, 5:24 PM BST*points to sign that reads*
"No ball games"
*passes Scotti a bible*
Genesis...
Here goes people.
It's a Loooong read. Enjoy.
'In the begginning....'
Hey everyone *lights up*
*looks for somewhere to sit down*
*realises Lee didn't tell us what the garden looks like*
Quote: Leevil @ September 30 2009, 5:24 PM BST*points to sign that reads*
"No ball games"
Stops playing with Leevil's balls.
Pass the dutchie. 
Quote: Moonstone @ September 30 2009, 5:26 PM BST*realises Lee didn't tell us what the garden looks like*
Concrete with weeds growing through the cracks.
F**k I've burnt the sausages...
Let's order pizza.
Quote: Nil Putters @ September 30 2009, 5:26 PM BSTStops playing with Leevil's balls.
Pass the dutchie.
*notices Nil keeps looking over his shoulder in panic of Julia catching him*