My clothes drier broke and it's too cold to put the stuff outside. My living room looks like a yard sale.
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Picked up four items of litter dropped outside the school by kids and parents and can't decide what to cook for dinner. Lamb or chicken?
Lamb please. 
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 30 2009, 4:03 PM BSTLamb please.
Okay, grilled with feta cheese, meditarian roasted potatoes and roasted veg.
Yum yum. Just email it to me when it's ready, honey.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 30 2009, 4:02 PM BSTPicked up four items of litter dropped outside the school by kids and parents and can't decide what to cook for dinner.
Are those two incidents related?
Ha!
Sshhhh. Don't tell Tim he's going to eat it. Lamb steak / flattened burger box - who can tell the difference?
It could be a tramp's hand cooked between two bits of old sofa foam and I probably wouldn't notice.
That would be an amusing episode of Ready, Steady, Cook.
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 30 2009, 4:16 PM BSTIt could be a tramp's hand cooked between two bits of old sofa foam and I probably wouldn't notice.
Is this about that guy who left a dead friend on his sofa for five years again?
We always seem to have people who've been dead for 5 years sitting on toilets. Maybe it's an American thing?
Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 30 2009, 4:22 PM BSTWe always seem to have people who've been dead for 5 years sitting on toilets. Maybe it's an American thing?
All the sweetcorn perhaps?
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 30 2009, 4:22 PM BSTAll the sweetcorn perhaps?
No, wacky relatives with separation anxiety. 