Super Hans opening a creche staffed by some Ukranian sex workers would be nice. 
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Mark, Jeremy and Super Hans
Quote: Leevil @ September 30 2009, 4:13 PM BSTMark, Jeremy and Super Hans
Is that professor Robert Winston helping a gay couple?
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 30 2009, 4:13 PM BST
Super Hans opening a creche staffed by some Ukranian sex workers would be nice.
More like Super Hans agrees to sell the kid to a famous pop star - Jeremy's in on it at first...
...and I show myself up as a massive Peep Show spanner by inadvertently writing fan fiction about a sitcom on a public message board.
Now where was I? Oh yes...Jeremy ripped open Mark's stripey, dry clean only shirt, exposing his engorged nipples to the cool breeze of the night air. Dobby could hardly believe her eyes as she witnessed Mark sinking to his knees and...
I'd like to see Mark go transgender and breastfeed the baby with his moobs.
Quote: Nogget @ September 30 2009, 5:38 PM BSTI'd like to see Mark go transgender and breastfeed the baby with his moobs.
Impossible, but good for him for trying. 
Signed, Dolly D La Leche League member.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 30 2009, 8:02 PM BSTImpossible
"Male-to-female transsexuals may also produce milk owing to the hormones they take to reshape their bodies. "
x 1 billion
Quote: Nogget @ September 30 2009, 8:07 PM BST
"Male-to-female transsexuals may also produce milk owing to the hormones they take to reshape their bodies. "
Ha. It wouldn't be enough to feed a baby though. You need gallons of the stuff.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 30 2009, 8:16 PM BSTHa. It wouldn't be enough to feed a baby though.
It's all down to size with you, isn't it.
Quote: Nogget @ September 30 2009, 8:46 PM BSTIt's all down to size with you, isn't it.
Quote: zooo @ September 25 2009, 10:38 PM BSTShove that up your bollocks.
Mark was obviously misquoting the footballer Roy Keane with this bit. I ilked it.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 25 2009, 10:53 PM BSTUkranian. She talks like that in real life.
Does she look like that in real life as well?
Quote: Nogget @ September 30 2009, 5:38 PM BSTI'd like to see Mark go transgender and breastfeed the baby with his moobs.
David Mitchell no longer has moobs. He lost some weight and is now a rather handsome, svelte figure. Actually perhaps a but too nice looking to be mooning over Isy Suttie, who is attractive but not as attractive.
I reckon the baby will turn out to be Super Hans's, who has been hiding in Sophie's womb to avoid a bust for doing a Polanski on Sophie's kid brother.
Quote: sootyj @ October 1 2009, 6:49 AM BSTDavid Mitchell no longer has moobs. He lost some weight and is now a rather handsome, svelte figure.
Fair enough, if we're thinking about David rather than Mark. Maybe Mark tries to breastfeed the baby, but realises he can't because David has lost so much weight, reality and fiction become confused, and after a typically unlikely series of events, he ends up trying to feed the baby off his own manhood, then despairs and throws the baby through the stargate from Brown's Orthopedic Supplies, where it enters a time-travelling dimension and comes back fully grown, and as a result of the enforced childhood abuse, rabidly homophobic; so it uses the stargate to go out and kill every gay he can find throughout time, using a photocopier (it's always a photocopier), thus massively compromising the showbiz community of the past through lack of staff, resulting in the BBC grinding to a halt years ago, at which point the show disappears due to the paradox thus created.
Quote: sootyj @ October 1 2009, 6:49 AM BSTActually perhaps a but too nice looking to be mooning over Isy Suttie, who is attractive but not as attractive.
That makes as much sense as I do.
Quote: Bekonah @ September 30 2009, 12:13 AM BSTGod, there's so many ways you could go. What would be vaguely amusing is if Jeremy got all protective and father-like instead of Mark, who wants as little to do with it as his sense of duty will allow.
Mark gets a job as some sort of travelling involved which means Jez ends up looking after the kid most of the time whilst Mark and Sophie are working, and Jez finds he quite enjoys being a house-husband. He goes on loads of conquests with desperate but loaded women in the hope of becoming a kept man. Meanwhile Mark ends up getting jealous of Jeremy's natural affinity with children and ends up trying to build some awful scale model Napoleonic battleship or Nazi bunker for the child to play in but to no avail. Sophie dates lots of inappropriate men much to Jez's chagrin, whilst Mark is just keen for someone to take over the father duties which he is so rubbish at.
I really like this idea!