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What are you eating? Page 354

Unless you're trying to wow Gillian McKeith, I see no need for this "bonus" side-effect. Errr

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 30 2009, 4:00 PM BST

Unless you're trying to wow Gillian McKeith, I see no need for this "bonus" side-effect. Errr

You clearly don't have an artist's soul, Tim Unimpressed

Or a poo fixation.

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 30 2009, 4:02 PM BST

Or a poo fixation.

If you saw some of my photos I think I could change your mind. What's your email?

I couldn't stand sweetcorn till a couple of years ago. I can eat it mixed in things now, but I can't eat corn on the cob. It does have a weird taste.

I've seen enough poo in my professional life thanks, Ian. Outside work I prefer to unwind by looking at urine samples.

Quote: Moonstone @ September 30 2009, 3:55 PM BST

Tuna mayo and sweetcorn.

Lovey

Quote: Moonstone @ September 30 2009, 3:55 PM BST

sweetcorn.

Lovey

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 30 2009, 4:08 PM BST

I've seen enough poo in my professional life thanks, Ian. Outside work I prefer to unwind by looking at urine samples.

Is that your number one activity?

Quote: Leevil @ September 30 2009, 4:08 PM BST

Lovey

Lovey

*High fives the monkey!*

Quote: Moonstone @ September 30 2009, 4:11 PM BST

Is that your number one activity?

*round of 1940s radio comedy audience applause*

In the summer here sweetcorn is a must at every evening meal.

A nice but rather outrageously camp gay male nurse I used to work with, told me a revolting story about having sex with a bloke who ate a lot of sweetcorn. That finally put me off it for life. (Sweetcorn, that is.)

EDIT: Oh, and gay sex.

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 30 2009, 4:17 PM BST

*round of 1940s radio comedy audience applause*

You can use it in your script if you like.

Quote: Moonstone @ September 30 2009, 4:22 PM BST

You can use it in your script if you like.

Cheers. ;)

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 30 2009, 4:22 PM BST

A nice but rather outrageously camp gay male nurse I used to work with told me a revolting story about having sex with a bloke who ate a lot of sweetcorn. That finally put me off it for life.

Yeah, that would do it for me too.

Meatloaf, roasted sweet potatoes, homemade applesauce and homemade oatmeal bread for dinner here tonight.

Tim I think you're a different person to the Tim Walker who posted here before I went away. I remember a TW who argued a lot and kept leaving in a huff. You're a jolly and talkative chap though.

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