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My clothes drier broke and it's too cold to put the stuff outside. My living room looks like a yard sale.

Picked up four items of litter dropped outside the school by kids and parents and can't decide what to cook for dinner. Lamb or chicken?

Lamb please. :)

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 30 2009, 4:03 PM BST

Lamb please. :)

Okay, grilled with feta cheese, meditarian roasted potatoes and roasted veg.

Yum yum. Just email it to me when it's ready, honey. :)

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 30 2009, 4:02 PM BST

Picked up four items of litter dropped outside the school by kids and parents and can't decide what to cook for dinner.

Are those two incidents related?

:D

Ha!

Sshhhh. Don't tell Tim he's going to eat it. Lamb steak / flattened burger box - who can tell the difference?

It could be a tramp's hand cooked between two bits of old sofa foam and I probably wouldn't notice.

That would be an amusing episode of Ready, Steady, Cook.

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 30 2009, 4:16 PM BST

It could be a tramp's hand cooked between two bits of old sofa foam and I probably wouldn't notice.

Is this about that guy who left a dead friend on his sofa for five years again?

We always seem to have people who've been dead for 5 years sitting on toilets. Maybe it's an American thing?

Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 30 2009, 4:22 PM BST

We always seem to have people who've been dead for 5 years sitting on toilets. Maybe it's an American thing?

All the sweetcorn perhaps?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 30 2009, 4:22 PM BST

All the sweetcorn perhaps?

No, wacky relatives with separation anxiety. :(

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