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The BCG bar. Page 17

Quote: JuliaC @ September 29 2009, 7:45 PM BST

Hug

Does the bar have a bathroom?

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...and a large white wine for me, please.

YAY!

I seem to have an allergic reaction to Lush shops; the smells give me headaches and make me feel a bit sick. :(

I mainly use lush stuff so you are probably allergic to me!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 30 2009, 1:37 PM BST

I mainly use lush stuff so you are probably allergic to me!

Do you smell like a florist's shop then, Roo?

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 30 2009, 1:37 PM BST

I mainly use lush stuff so you are probably allergic to me!

My daughter loves it there and buys me stuff. Most of it I can use - it's just all a bit over-powering in the shop.

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 30 2009, 1:39 PM BST

Do you smell like a florist's shop then, Roo?

Lush smells like sweeties.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 30 2009, 1:36 PM BST

I seem to have an allergic reaction to Lush shops; the smells give me headaches and make me feel a bit sick. :(

Poor you! Mind you I suppose enclosed in a shop it's a bit much. :)

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 30 2009, 1:36 PM BST

I seem to have an allergic reaction to Lush shops; the smells give me headaches and make me feel a bit sick. :(

Same here. Sick

Quote: Little Jersey Devil @ September 30 2009, 5:54 AM BST

Seems like you're sad it only happened once Errr

Given my luck with guys, I'm amazed it hasn't happened more...
:(

I've just won the £50 jackpot on the fruit machine \O/

Who wants to buy me a congratulatory drink?

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 30 2009, 1:39 PM BST

Do you smell like a florist's shop then, Roo?

I do like to smell nice!

As I use porridge soap and strawberry shower gel, I probably smell like breakfast.

Quote: Moonstone @ September 30 2009, 2:54 PM BST

I've just won the £50 jackpot on the fruit machine O/

Who wants to buy me a congratulatory drink?

I'll get you your usual.

One cosmopolitian with a pink umbrella for Ian please :)

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 30 2009, 1:40 PM BST

Lush smells like sweeties.

Nom nom nom. Can't wait for the Christmas stock to come out so I can hoard stuff. I also hope they bring ghost out again this halloween.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 30 2009, 2:55 PM BST

I'll get you your usual.

One cosmopolitian with a pink umbrella for Ian please :)

Thanks :)

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 30 2009, 2:58 PM BST

Nom nom nom. Can't wait for the Christmas stock to come out so I can hoard stuff. I also hope they bring ghost out again this halloween.

Places like Lush and the Body Shop are no go areas for me - especially at Christmas time. I feel like a Black South African finally getting to use the 'Whites Only' bathroom.

I know I have every right to be in there, by the intimidation factor from stressed out female shoppers is quite daunting. I know in their fem-brains they're thinking -

'What's he doing in here?'

'He does not belong here.'

'We own this land manchild - now flee before we eat your penis!'

Now I know how women feel when they take their car into the garage and the greasy mechanics are on eye roll and tisk overload.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 30 2009, 4:33 PM BST

I know in their fem-brains they're thinking -

'What's he doing in here?'

'He does not belong here.'

We're really not. We might be checking you out and be pleased you bother (if you're buying mens stuff) or just think you've got a girlfriend, mum, granny to shop for. Or you're gay. Mr Dagger always gets chatted up when he's buying me undies.

Glad it's not just me that feels intimidated in such places. I feel immeditately ill-at-ease just going gift shopping in The Body Shop. The female assistants always seem to immediately approach you if you're a bloke. I don't know if they think we're going to spread manly farts around their lovely shop or piss all over the bath bombs or something?

No, they are trying to find out if you're single, gay, or about to have a panic attack.

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