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The BCG bar. Page 16

How many guys, do you think, end up with stage fright from that wall??

Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 27 2009, 11:52 PM BST

How many guys, do you think, end up with stage fright from that wall??

I think I'd turn around before I even began.

Haha!

I know I love it when men piss on my shoes.

Quote: Moonstone @ September 27 2009, 11:51 PM BST

I'm having a piss

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Love it.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 27 2009, 11:57 PM BST

Love it.

Oh Rubes you startled me and now I've widdled on my Reeboks.

Beats peeing on my shoes!

I've only been peed on once, at a concert, by my date. :(

Where is everybody? Admiring the wall in the gents'?

Quote: Ben @ September 27 2009, 6:55 PM BST

Isn't that a bit of a contradiction?

:D

No.

The bartender just showed me her boobs. I see a big tip in her future.

Quote: DaButt @ September 28 2009, 12:54 AM BST

The bartender just showed me her boobs. I see a big tip in her future.

Laughing out loud
Clever!

I'm coming in for a large shot.

Despite it not being the best of days, I wasn't too bad until I spoke to someone in a mood over something and suddenly I feel dragged down into it. Great.

Hug

Does the bar have a bathroom?

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...and a large white wine for me, please.

Lush or sweet shop?

*nom*

Sick Lush!

I'm so sorry I got totally off my tits and have just thrown a brick through the windows and I think caused damaged to sme of those uncomfortable stools. I'll pay for any damage. Though it does mean that you could refubrish it so it doesn't look so gay.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 28 2009, 12:20 AM BST

I've only been peed on once, at a concert, by my date. :(

Seems like you're sad it only happened once Errr

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