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Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 29 2009, 9:15 PM BST

Congrats Aaron on your milestone post...whatcha doin' to celebrate?

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Erm. Can I get back to you on that?

Quote: Nogget @ September 29 2009, 9:16 PM BST

She said he was a such a lovely man, always finding time for his friends and family. Maybe if he made a few compromises with his social life instead, he could get on with running the bleedin' country?

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I don't think any amount of compromise would decrease his incompetence.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 29 2009, 9:16 PM BST

Wrong neckline, length and size.

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And husband.

Ellie's naked housemate is moving out today to make way for her Barbie friend.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 29 2009, 9:23 PM BST

To be honest I don't like telling other people what to wear; I'd only make her look like a 18th century dandy or something ridiculous.

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Cooooool.

Quote: EllieJP @ September 29 2009, 9:27 PM BST

Ellie's naked housemate is moving out today to make way for her Barbie friend.

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Yayy!!!

Has she demanded all surfaces be cleaned with neat Cilit Bang?

(unless you mean she's an actual Barbie, in which case she probably hasn't requested anything.)

Quote: zooo @ September 29 2009, 9:30 PM BST

Yayy!!!

Has she demanded all surfaces be cleaned with neat Cilit Bang?

(unless you mean she's an actual Barbie, in which case she probably hasn't requested anything.)

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We are putting a cover on his old sofa and he has cleaned his bedroom.

I just like to brush her hair... she's so pretty.

Ahhhhhhhh!

Just seen a trailer of my programme on telly.

I was being wheeled through the hospital with hundreds of tubes after my op!

God I'm a goodlooking man.

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh.
What channel was the trailer on?

What program is this...

Robyn is coughing like mad having been to debating society and uni and given a speech in front of everyone. Her nerves seem to have triggered her asthma!

Quote: zooo @ September 29 2009, 9:55 PM BST

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh.
What channel was the trailer on?

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Home and Health

Quote: Robert D @ September 29 2009, 9:56 PM BST

What program is this...

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Do I go on about it that much?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ September 29 2009, 10:01 PM BST

Robyn is coughing like mad having been to debating society and uni and given a speech in front of everyone. Her nerves seem to have triggered her asthma!

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Debating society - you're brave!

What was the motion?

I did it in Sixth Form, and this was more intense, but I think I handled it. "This House would ban beauty pageants". Rubbish, but it was a show debate to draw people in.

And did you ban them?

Nope! I said that ignored the deeper psychological problem behind them and in society, which make them so bad.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ September 29 2009, 10:14 PM BST

Nope!

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Thank Christ for that!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ September 29 2009, 10:14 PM BST

I said that ignored the deeper psychological problem behind them and in society, which make them so bad.

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Oh.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ September 29 2009, 10:01 PM BST

Robyn is coughing like mad having been to debating society and uni and given a speech in front of everyone. Her nerves seem to have triggered her asthma!

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Have a steamy shower.

We had to do one at school once in French. We had to do the hot air balloon thing, where you choose a famous person to be and then argue why you should stay in the hot air balloon which is losing height and needs to lose passengers. The other girls chose to be people like Churchill and Pankhurst, but I didn't really want to do it so I said I was Sid Vicious and was going to jump out anyway.

I've written the first eight pages of a new sitcom and feeling very chuffed with meself.