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Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 29 2009, 8:42 PM BST

I also have guinea pigs and goldfish.

Big pond?

Quote: Leevil @ September 29 2009, 8:45 PM BST

Big panda?

Yes, they are big I believe.

Giant! I hear.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 29 2009, 8:42 PM BST

I've always had dogs. They get on really well.

I've got a great picture somewhere of my first dog in it's basket asleep with our old cat. They were both pure white and all you could see was a black nose poking out.

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 29 2009, 12:42 PM BST

Tim is listening to the Labour Party Conference on the radio. What a small-minded bunch of greasy talentless f**k-sticks.

Not quite how I would have put it, but apt enough. :)

Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 29 2009, 1:01 PM BST

Thank you, Jeremy Paxman.

Talking of Paxman, this was him during Alastair Darling's speech yesterday:

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Quote: Ben @ September 29 2009, 9:01 PM BST

I've got a great picture somewhere of my first dog in it's basket asleep with our old cat. They were both pure white and all you could see was a black nose poking out.

What sort of dog? I've had labrador crosses in the past (had one for 16 years), one golden and one black, I now have a cavalier king charles spaniel.

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 29 2009, 2:33 PM BST

Tim is now listening to Sarah Brown giving her speech to the Labour Party Conference. She loves her husband and thinks he's a great Prime Minister. Well, that's convinced me then. Rolling eyes How pathetically desperate.

God, being introduced by the wifey is skin-crawling. Perhaps she should come on afterwards, as a kind of relaxation, back-to-normal face after staring at his ugly mug for a f**king hour?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 29 2009, 9:07 PM BST

What sort of dog?

Westie.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 29 2009, 2:44 PM BST

Yeah but have they described her shoes and handbag? That's what everyone wants to know about. Apparently.

I've no idea what her shoes and handbag were like, but the dress was a bloody disaster. Looked like she had a massive spider crawling over her boobs.

Quote: Ben @ September 29 2009, 9:08 PM BST

Westie.

Buries it's bones under the patio?

Quote: Nil Putters @ September 29 2009, 9:09 PM BST

Buries it's bones under the patio?

No! In the bloody shingle!

Quote: Aaron @ September 29 2009, 9:09 PM BST

I've no idea what her shoes and handbag were like, but the dress was a bloody disaster. Looked like she had a massive spider crawling over her boobs.

That sounds nice. Kind of gothy?

Quote: zooo @ September 29 2009, 6:47 PM BST

Our vet was bonkers too. She ended up topping herself with horse tranquilisers. :S

I shouldn't laugh...

Quote: Nil Putters @ September 29 2009, 9:09 PM BST

Buries it's bones under the patio?

Laughing out loud

My friend had one and it chewed the newspaper that came through the door so badly that it set like paper mache in its mouth.

( a west highland terrier that is, not a west country serial killer)

Congrats Aaron on your milestone post...whatcha doin' to celebrate?

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