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Love tea, hate coffee. It's the poop of the devil.
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Quote: Godot Taxis @ September 18, 2007, 12:19 AMI would think a few of the guys on here have got green sperm...
How does one check?
Quote: Godot Taxis @ September 17, 2007, 5:13 PMThe trouble is Darren you hear maggie Philbin saying all sorts of things, don't you, you naughty boy...
Ewww... or maybe hmmm...
Quote: ajp29 @ September 18, 2007, 2:37 AMHow does one check?
I reckon if you drank enough green tea, it probably would have a tint...
Would the Hulk's sperm be green? "Don't make me excited..."
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ September 18, 2007, 1:22 AMEwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Love tea, hate coffee. It's the poop of the devil.
Lol!
Everything I drink is sans caffeine these days. To save me smashing stuff up.
Someone mentioning sperm and superhero's reminds me of a short story I read. It was about Superman and Lois Lane trying to have a baby, and how it would be impossible. There were a number of reasons, but I can only remember 2
(1) When a man ejaculates, it's an involuntary muscle spasm. However, Superman's mussles are thousands of times more powerful than a man'd, so chances are he'd fire a hole straight through her, or if she's on top, she'll hit her head off the ceiling, breaking her neck.
(2) Artificial insemination. Normally all the little sperm cells rush towards the egg. As the first one hits it, the egg builds a wall around it to prevent other eggs getting in. However, with superman, thos sperm cells will be thousands of times stronger, will break the barrier and destroy the cell.
It was an interesting short story
Quote: Godot Taxis @ September 18, 2007, 12:57 AMThey don't call it pecker snot for nothing.
Who on earth is "they"?!?!?! That is gross!!
Quote: Rosco @ September 18, 2007, 9:51 AMSomeone mentioning sperm and superhero's reminds me of a short story I read. It was about Superman and Lois Lane trying to have a baby, and how it would be impossible. There were a number of reasons, but I can only remember 2
(1) When a man ejaculates, it's an involuntary muscle spasm. However, Superman's mussles are thousands of times more powerful than a man'd, so chances are he'd fire a hole straight through her, or if she's on top, she'll hit her head off the ceiling, breaking her neck.
(2) Artificial insemination. Normally all the little sperm cells rush towards the egg. As the first one hits it, the egg builds a wall around it to prevent other eggs getting in. However, with superman, thos sperm cells will be thousands of times stronger, will break the barrier and destroy the cell.
It was an interesting short story
Quote: Darren Goldsmith @ September 18, 2007, 9:20 AMLol!
Everything I drink is sans caffeine these days. To save me smashing stuff up.
Can imagine................HULK SMAAAAAAASH!!!!!!!!! 
Quote: Rosco @ September 18, 2007, 9:51 AMSomeone mentioning sperm and superhero's reminds me of a short story I read. It was about Superman and Lois Lane trying to have a baby, and how it would be impossible. There were a number of reasons, but I can only remember 2
(1) When a man ejaculates, it's an involuntary muscle spasm. However, Superman's mussles are thousands of times more powerful than a man'd, so chances are he'd fire a hole straight through her, or if she's on top, she'll hit her head off the ceiling, breaking her neck.
(2) Artificial insemination. Normally all the little sperm cells rush towards the egg. As the first one hits it, the egg builds a wall around it to prevent other eggs getting in. However, with superman, thos sperm cells will be thousands of times stronger, will break the barrier and destroy the cell.
It was an interesting short story
I'm sure Jason Lee talks about that in Mallrats?
Yeah! Also reminds me of that rubbish joke.
Superman flies over Wonder Woman's house and sees her sunbathing naked in the garden. He thinks to himself: "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I could be in there, have sex, and be out again before she knows what's happening."
So he does his thing in a split second and flies off happily.
Meanwhile on the grass, Wonder Woman says: "Did you hear something?"
"No!" says the Invisible Man, "But my arse hurts like hell!"
: )
Sigh.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ September 18, 2007, 1:43 PMCan imagine................HULK SMAAAAAAASH!!!!!!!!!
Caffeine is seriously bad for you... you must have seen this:
http://www.cannabis.net/weblife.html
Quote: zooo @ September 18, 2007, 2:40 PMYeah! Also reminds me of that rubbish joke.
Superman flies over Wonder Woman's house and sees her sunbathing naked in the garden. He thinks to himself: "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I could be in there, have sex, and be out again before she knows what's happening."
So he does his thing in a split second and flies off happily.
Meanwhile on the grass, Wonder Woman says: "Did you hear something?"
"No!" says the Invisible Man, "But my arse hurts like hell!": )
Sigh.
'Sigh' indeed.
Does stuff... er, introduced into the invisible man become invisible too?
Also, is his poo invisible, I guess it must be. There are quite a lot of issues here. I don't think Supermans emissions will become invisible though, how could that be? If the invisible man eats a sandwich can we still see the sandwich while it's digesting? 
I figure if it's inside the invisible man, it's concealed with his invisiblity.
I don't drink a lot of caffeine. Most of the tea I drink is decaf! Do love english breakfast and cherry coke though. Not together......you know that!
Well his invisibilty must be pretty strong then... 
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ September 18, 2007, 4:16 PMI figure if it's inside the invisible man, it's concealed with his invisiblity.
Hmmm... if that's the case... then that would count for anything behind (or in front) of him too. Superman wouldn't have been able to see Wonderwoman... 
Gah... invisbility sucks!