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Tim is now listening to Sarah Brown giving her speech to the Labour Party Conference. She loves her husband and thinks he's a great Prime Minister. Well, that's convinced me then. Rolling eyes How pathetically desperate.

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 29 2009, 2:33 PM BST

Tim is now listening to Sarah Brown giving her speech to the Labour Party Conference. She loves her husband and thinks he's a great Prime Minister. Well, that's convinced me then. Rolling eyes How pathetically desperate.

Well, thank you, Jeremy Pa...

*Bugger. Better not. Don't want to get punk'd by Tim again.*

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 29 2009, 2:33 PM BST

Tim is now listening to Sarah Brown giving her speech to the Labour Party Conference. She loves her husband and thinks he's a great Prime Minister. Well, that's convinced me then. Rolling eyes How pathetically desperate.

Yeah but have they described her shoes and handbag? That's what everyone wants to know about. Apparently.

F**king headache - go away! First time I've felt OK for the past few days, but I can't shake this headache. :(

Quote: Leevil @ September 29 2009, 2:47 PM BST

F**king headache - go away! First time I've felt OK for the past few days, but I can't shake this headache. :(

Get some Ibruprofen bud.

Quote: Leevil @ September 29 2009, 2:47 PM BST

F**king headache - go away! First time I've felt OK for the past few days, but I can't shake this headache. :(

What type is it? Eye strain? Brain strain or sinus?

Too much wanking strain?

Quote: Moonstone @ September 29 2009, 2:48 PM BST

Get some Ibruprofen bud.

I've just taken something else, can't remember the name though.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 29 2009, 2:49 PM BST

What type is it? Eye strain? Brain strain or sinus?

Brain strain.

Quote: EllieJP @ September 29 2009, 2:51 PM BST

Too much wanking strain?

That explains the wrist pain.

Quote: EllieJP @ September 29 2009, 2:51 PM BST

Too much wanking strain?

:D although that can be a cure.

(please note that although I know everything I am not a medically trained doctor. But I could have been if I'd wanted to be.)

Quote: Leevil @ September 29 2009, 2:53 PM BST

Brain strain.

Painkillers, sleep and lots of water then.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 29 2009, 2:54 PM BST

:D although that can be a cure.

(please note that although I know everything I am not a medically trained doctor. But I could have been if I'd wanted to be.)

Yes, but trained in what?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 29 2009, 2:54 PM BST

Painkillers, sleep and lots of water then.

Ok, doctor of the elbows. :D

Quote: EllieJP @ September 29 2009, 2:51 PM BST

Too much wanking strain?

:O

Ellie, you're a shocker!

Quote: Leevil @ September 29 2009, 2:55 PM BST

Yes, but trained in what?

Ok, doctor of the elbows. :D

I'm a fashion doctor. I used to be the expert on the fuk.co.uk Fashion Clinic no less. Cool

I'm a fashion community support officer. poorly trained and useless. But I am a deterrent for bad hair styles.

Quote: Leevil @ September 29 2009, 2:58 PM BST

I'm a fashion community support officer. poorly trained and useless. But I am a deterrent for bad hair styles.

Ah, a jumped up volunteer. I deal with the big boy stuff, you know jacket squad, illegal trouser lengths, that sort of thing.

I saw someone wearing a pink, yellow and blue tracksuit. I could only stand there and watch. They don't prepare you for those kind of horrors.

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