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Quote: Jacob Loves Comedy @ September 29 2009, 3:48 AM BST

what's the worst think you have ever seen? Whether it be someone being run over by a car, or someone being stabbed or After You've Gone.

Quote: DaButt @ September 29 2009, 3:57 AM BST

I've seen both of those. Even worse was seeing my parents cry or seeing my kids in pain.

Your parents cried or your kids were in pain when they saw you dressed up, Alice? Or if they found out about your "Wut! Wut! DaButt" alter-ego?

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C'mon, this is a comedy website. Please try to say something that's actually funny instead of repeating the same stale lines over and over again.

"Your name is Alice."
"You're gay."

Zzzzzzz.

Quote: blackdahlia1 @ August 6 2009, 6:00 PM BST

I imagine that you've never raised a laugh either before or after one of your threads
Back me up someone ;)

Quote: bigfella @ August 6 2009, 6:03 PM BST

I'm afraid Blackdahlia that Morrace tends to raise quite a few laughs.

Most likely the worst person to pick a fight with on the site.

:(

Quote: Morrace @ September 29 2009, 3:48 AM BST

'Dude'? 'ease tensions' ?

Make a small concession, DaButt, ease tension and don't call me 'Dude' - ok?

Self-reference is not humour in my book.

But you appear to have mastered the quote and search functions, so good for you, L'il Buddy. :)

Quote: DaButt @ September 29 2009, 5:46 AM BST

Self-reference is not humour in my book.

But you appear to have mastered the quote and search functions, so good for you, L'il Buddy. :)

You misspelled 'reverence'.

Quote: DaButt @ September 29 2009, 5:46 AM BST

Self-reference is not humour in my book.

But you appear to have mastered the quote and search functions, so good for you, L'il Buddy. :)

Yep - and not so good for you Alice DaButt!

Peace Pipe?

Quote: Morrace @ September 29 2009, 5:50 AM BST

You misspelled 'reverence'.

You finally made me laugh.

Peace Pipe?

I don't smoke. Or pick fights with strangers, for that matter.

Quote: Morrace @ September 29 2009, 5:50 AM BST

You misspelled 'reverence'.

Quote: DaButt @ September 29 2009, 5:55 AM BST

You finally made me laugh.

F**kin' hard work though!

:D

Quote: Morrace @ September 29 2009, 6:02 AM BST

F**kin' hard work though!

:D

Ok, time to get some sleep. Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

Quote: DaButt @ September 29 2009, 6:09 AM BST

Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

Got 'em. Will smoke 'em.

Nice chatting with you. ;)

Quote: Lee Henman @ September 29 2009, 2:50 AM BST

I think all 13 year olds are still children, despite their outward maturity.

I know what you mean and most are, but some, whilst certainly not adults, aren't children. Personally, I don't think 13 year olds should be sexually active but then I don't think many over 16 year olds should be either.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 29 2009, 8:29 AM BST

I know what you mean and most are, but some, whilst certainly not adults, aren't children. Personally, I don't think 13 year olds should be sexually active but then I don't think many over 16 year olds should be either.

Better make the most of your 14-15 years then?

Quote: Morrace @ September 29 2009, 4:46 AM BST

It's ok, Alice, you don't have to make excuses to me.

Sheesh . . .

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