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He shoots he scores!

Get a room.

You get a room. For you and wee willy winkie.

...otherwise known as Nil....... *RUNS*

How does she know that your willy is wee or winkie???

Not since Julia stole him from me

Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 28 2009, 7:53 PM BST

How does she know that your willy is wee or winkie???

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He tried to send me a scan....

LOL! Poor Nil didn't even say anything!

Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 28 2009, 7:53 PM BST

How does she know that your willy is wee or winkie???

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She uses her Ruby Ruler.

Quote: Leevil @ September 28 2009, 7:55 PM BST

She uses her Ruby Ruler.

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Every woman has one in her bag....

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 28 2009, 7:53 PM BST

...otherwise known as Nil....... *RUNS*

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I've never been so insu.. nah, fair enough. < Me and Leevil *pokes*

Quote: Moonstone @ September 28 2009, 7:55 PM BST

LOL! Poor Nil didn't even say anything!

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No, but he implies EVERYTHING.

Quote: Nil Putters @ September 28 2009, 7:56 PM BST

I've never been so insu.. nah, fair enough. < Me and Leevil *pokes*

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See!

Quote: Nil Putters @ September 28 2009, 7:56 PM BST

I've never been so inseminated!

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I heard he does have a load to be proud of!

Quote: Leevil @ September 28 2009, 7:54 PM BST

Not since Julia stole him from me

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We'll always have Paris.