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Roman Polanski Arrested! Page 7

Got away with murder and ends up going down for beating up soomy geeky collectors.

Twat!

He was sentenced to 33 years, but he can be out in 8. His attorneys are trying to get it reduced even more.

Quote: DaButt @ September 28 2009, 2:39 PM BST

He was sentenced to 33 years, but he can be out in 8. His attorneys are trying to get it reduced even more.

I live pretty close to Buffalo, where OJ used to play, and you wouldn't believe all the support he has from people around here. :O

Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 28 2009, 2:41 PM BST

I live pretty close to Buffalo, where OJ used to play, and you wouldn't believe all the support he has from people around here. :O

Is it, because as I've always suspected, Whitey must die?

The OJ murder trial is still a racially sensitive topic. Most white Americans think he was guilty while most African-Americans believe he was innocent.

Quote: DaButt @ September 28 2009, 2:48 PM BST

The OJ murder trial is still a racially sensitive topic. Most white Americans think he was guilty while most African-Americans believe he was innocent.

It's crazy here though. It's not so much a black/white issue as it is a fallen sports hero who couldn't possibly do that issue. And I actually live in a very prejudiced area of NY.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 28 2009, 2:42 PM BST

Is it, because as I've always suspected, Whitey must die?

RC every now and then I can picture you barricaded in your home with a shotgun, 200 tins of beans and the Daily Mail. Checking Richard Littlejohn's blog for news of when the foreigns are finally coming for us.

Quote: sootyj @ September 28 2009, 2:50 PM BST

RC everyn ow and then I can picture you barricaded in your home with a shotgun, 200 tins of beans and the Daily Mail. Checking Richard Littlejohn's blog for news of when the foreigns are finally coming for us.

Barricade, shotgun and two gross of baked beans, I can't argue with - but the Daily Mail and Richard Littlejohn?

Don't you realise just how crazy I am? Everyone knows that the press is owned by giant space lizards.

Yes I was surprised to see my instructions in the Guardian to bring 300 live guinea pigs to Buckingham Palace.

OJ has a website, but there's no picture on it. The Nevada Department of Corrections is as secretive as a BCG meetup!

http://www.doc.nv.gov/notis/detail.php?offender_id=1027820

If most black people think OJ are innocent of killing his wife then either they're thick, sooo biased against a largely white judicial service as to be blind or furthering the idea that they have the biggest chip on their shoulder since Harry Ramsden deep fried his first potato and thought 'I know I'll have some fish with this'.

All of which I find a little hard to believe. That however does not make it untrue.

Polanski has a lot of friends and admirers. It would be interesting to know if fifth rate hack directors like Michael Bay or McG would have so many people clambering for clemency.

Quote: roscoff @ September 28 2009, 3:43 PM BST

If most black people think OJ are innocent of killing his wife then either they're thick, sooo biased against a largely white judicial service as to be blind or furthering the idea that they have the biggest chip on their shoulder since Harry Ramsden deep fried his first potato and thought 'I know I'll have some fish with this'.

The last two are correct to a certain extent. I've read that 10% of young African-American males are in prison, so there's an understandable wariness when it comes to the criminal justice system.

And when will you get the other 90%?

I read a depressing report that says the average African-American male will spend three years of his life in prison.

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