British Comedy Guide

What did you see today? Page 2

I have had the neighbours escaped tarantula climb my bedroom wall when I was 9. Scarred me for life.

Quote: EllieJP @ September 27 2009, 6:26 PM BST

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

S'alright for you it wasn't in your bedroom! That's BEDROOM!!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 27 2009, 6:27 PM BST

I have had the neighbours escaped tarantula climb my bedroom wall when I was 9. Scarred me for life.

Holy schmitt! Scary slightly!

I have me in my bedroom. That's much worse. Teary

Quote: Moonstone @ September 27 2009, 6:28 PM BST

S'alright for you it wasn't in your bedroom! That's BEDROOM!!

When I lived in Aus, it was a case of "will this kill us if it bites us!" and it took me a while to get out the habit of chacking under toilets seats and before getting in my bed.

Quote: Aaron @ September 27 2009, 6:29 PM BST

I have me in my bedroom. That's much worse. Teary

The European Flange Spider.

Quote: Aaron @ September 27 2009, 6:29 PM BST

I have me in my bedroom. That's much worse. Teary

Could you be anymore self-loathing? Rolling eyes

Quote: EllieJP @ September 27 2009, 6:32 PM BST

When I lived in Aus, it was a case of "will this kill us if it bites us!" and it took me a while to get out the habit of chacking under toilets seats and before getting in my bed.

You did well getting out of the habit! I wouldn't have. In fact I do it now - always lift up the duvet before getting into bed.

Quote: Leevil @ September 27 2009, 6:33 PM BST

Could you be anymore self-loathing? Rolling eyes

Rhetorical, I assume?

Quote: Moonstone @ September 27 2009, 6:33 PM BST

You did well getting out of the habit! I wouldn't have. In fact I do it now - always lift up the duvet before getting into bed.

Would be hard to do it any other way. But I'm the same, I'm not too scared of bugs, I'll pick up em n stuff. I just need warning before one crawls into my ear or something *shudder*.

Quote: Aaron @ September 27 2009, 6:29 PM BST

I have me in my bedroom. That's much worse. Teary

You have Zooo in your bedroom..... Smarmy

Quote: Moonstone @ September 27 2009, 6:34 PM BST

Rhetorical, I assume?

Not at all. I think he's slacking off lately.

Quote: Leevil @ September 27 2009, 6:34 PM BST

Would be hard to do it any other way.

Doh! :D

Fair point!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 27 2009, 6:35 PM BST

You have Zooo in your bedroom..... Smarmy

<--- My bedroom is a zoo. The keeper touches me a night Teary

I saw video of the best quarterback in college football getting knocked unconscious. The way his head snapped forward when he fell made for a scary few minutes until he finally sat up. Thankfully, it turned out to be a concussion instead of a neck injury. Hopefully he'll recover and lead my Alma mater to a second consecutive national championship.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FFaqxRk8qk

Stephen Fry butt naked.

(He's a liar!)

Well bad enough anyway.

Quote: sootyj @ September 27 2009, 6:05 PM BST

2 A cat being walked on a lead. Cat looked displeased and ready to scratch his hairy, hippy owner's stupid hippy face.

I saw someone carrying a cat through central London. It had its head facing out and its left paw desperately clinging onto the carrier's top. I don't know why anyone would want to carry a cat around.

Also I saw 'the pigeon lady', a woman who goes into Hyde Park carrying two giant carrier bags stuffed with (expensive) birdseed for the pigeons, who gather in flocks of several hundred, hours before she arrives. They then follow anyone around who looks a bit like her; since she always wears a fanciful black robe, any women walking down dressed in the Arab niqab gets followed by the pigeon hoard.

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