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That's my Christmas presents sorted Page 2

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It worked for me!

Maybe you'll like this song, Godot:

http://www.gardencity.spreadtheonavirus.com/classicona/Assorted%20Bits/Opie%20%26%20Anthony%20-%20C**t%20song.mp3

What do I win?

Quote: Leevil @ September 27 2009, 6:49 PM BST

What do I win?

What do you want?

Quote: Ben @ September 27 2009, 6:51 PM BST

What do you want?

I want you, Ben. It's what I've always wanted Lovey

Your bum.

Quote: Moonstone @ September 27 2009, 6:52 PM BST

Your bum.

*ships his arse off to Leevil*

What the hell am I going to sit on now?!

Oh is that what it was?
I've seen that book before. :)

Thanks Leevil - so my host was blocking it as well. F**king pricks.

Ben, thanks for the mp3. Definitely one for drivetime.

Zoo, I think we've all seen that book before...

Oh gosh... that was ruder than I expected.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ September 27 2009, 7:00 PM BST

Zoo, I think we've all seen that book before...

Yeah if it had worked, 16 times on this thread!

Quote: zooo @ September 27 2009, 7:02 PM BST

Yeah if it had worked, 16 times on this thread!

Oh, zooo! You're so biting at times!

Quote: Godot Taxis @ September 27 2009, 7:00 PM BST

Thanks Leevil - so my host was blocking it as well. F**king pricks.

No, you were just trying to put a web page as an image.

Quote: Aaron @ September 27 2009, 7:25 PM BST

No, you were just trying to put a web page as an image.

Oh yeah, .html. I lost the plot when photobucket deleted it. I already had to change the name to get it uploaded.

How quickly the spleen overtakes the brain.

It seems that I am a f**king prick.

You might also find the following book would make a good gift for any prudish female relatives:

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Title: C**t: A Declaration of Independence
Author Name: Muscio, Inga
Binding: Paperback
An ancient title of respect for women, the word "c**t" long ago veered off this noble path. Inga Musico traces the road from honor to expletive, giving women the motivation and tools to claim "c**t" as a positive and powerful force in their lives. With humour and candor, she shares her own history as she explores the cultural forces that influence women's relationships with their bodies. Sending out a call for every women to be the C**tlovin' Ruler of Her Sexual Universe, Musico stands convention on its head by embracing all things c**t-related.

That and the colouring book (over 3 dozen c**ts of every size and description for you to colour. Originally used for a sex-education class. Cums with free crayons including pink colour!) are both for sale at one of my favourite Melbourne bookstores, called Polyester, which also stocks hard-to-find films such as Jesus Christ Serial Rapist.

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