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Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 27 2009, 1:16 AM BST

Oi, how did Bristol get on today?

Derby fans got voted the best fans in the premiership for crowd turnout.

So they dress smart so what! :P

Quote: BILLYBOB BOB BOB @ September 27 2009, 1:21 AM BST

So they dress smart so what! :P

Clothes maketh the man.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 27 2009, 1:24 AM BST

Clothes maketh the man.

You've always got an answer haven't you Ms Dagger.
Well tell me this , what am I wearing right now?

:D

Quote: BILLYBOB BOB BOB @ September 27 2009, 1:30 AM BST

You've always got an answer haven't you Ms Dagger.
Well tell me this , what am I wearing right now?

My answer is: something I don't care for. Cool

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 27 2009, 1:31 AM BST

My answer is: something I don't care for. Cool

God she's good!!

Quote: BILLYBOB BOB BOB @ September 27 2009, 1:34 AM BST

God she's good!!

Oh yes. :D

I am in fact wearing a rich red smoking jacket and a deerstalker!

Hold on I thought that was a mirror it is in fact a poster of Sherlock Holmes.

Foiled again!

Quote: BILLYBOB BOB BOB @ September 27 2009, 1:37 AM BST

I am in fact wearing a rich red smoking jacket and a deerstalker!

I'd say it was more burgundy than red. Am I right?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 27 2009, 1:24 AM BST

Clothes maketh the man.

Who said that then?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 27 2009, 1:48 AM BST

I'd say it was more burgundy than red. Am I right?

Scary! :O

Quote: Chappers @ September 26 2009, 10:48 PM BST

As a Chelsea supporter I'm a little disappointed about the result today but good luck to Wigan.

It's probably for the best, I'd rather take a hit against Wigan and bounce back to make fools of Liverpool next week.

Quote: Chappers @ September 26 2009, 10:48 PM BST

What really pissed me off was that those scummy bastards won again.

See for me that could have meant Liverpool or Man Utd, so I'm glad Mike T confirmed it

Quote: Mike T @ September 27 2009, 12:34 AM BST

typical bitter £hel$ea fan. Im ecstatic that the cheating, over hyped c**ts finally got what they deserved.

How's your local team doing Mike? And what does the T stand for?

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/7858/tshirtqz.jpg

Quote: Mike T @ September 26 2009, 7:05 PM BST

utd top of the league (:

You're only there because of referees. Everyone knows it. Scholes gets to commit 58 fouls before a booking and you get just enough added time to get the goal you need to win a game. I think it's more commonly known as 'Fergie Time'.

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To be honest, I'm surprised we lasted that long at the top with all the help you've been getting. Christ, you've even got Alan Wiley onside now, and he was meant to be Chelsea's lucky ref...

Quote: Godot Taxis @ September 27 2009, 2:17 AM BST

Who said that then?

I did. Although Mark Twain said it first.

Quote: Splodge @ September 27 2009, 10:17 AM BST

It's probably for the best, I'd rather take a hit against Wigan and bounce back to make fools of Liverpool next week.

See for me that could have meant Liverpool or Man Utd, so I'm glad Mike T confirmed it

How's your local team doing Mike? And what does the T stand for?

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/7858/tshirtqz.jpg

You're only there because of referees. Everyone knows it. Scholes gets to commit 58 fouls before a booking and you get just enough added time to get the goal you need to win a game. I think it's more commonly known as 'Fergie Time'.

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To be honest, I'm surprised we lasted that long at the top with all the help you've been getting. Christ, you've even got Alan Wiley onside now, and he was meant to be Chelsea's lucky ref...

"A little dissapointed", "For the best", "Fools of Liverpool" "Chelseaas lucky ref"!!
Have you been smoking something?
Tell it straight. You're very annoyed to get beaten, its not for the best unless dropping points is for the best, you are now desperate to beat Liverpool and the refs not lucky anymore because he's seen Chelsea for the cheating t**ts they are!.....no offence. Whistling nnocently

Quote: BILLYBOB BOB BOB @ September 27 2009, 10:39 AM BST

"A little dissapointed", "For the best", "Fools of Liverpool" "Chelseaas lucky ref"!!
Have you been smoking something?
Tell it straight. You're very annoyed to get beaten, its not for the best unless dropping points is for the best, you are now desperate to beat Liverpool and the refs not lucky anymore because he's seen Chelsea for the cheating t**ts they are!.....no offence. Whistling nnocently

Laughing out loud

Right, let's address a few things.

Am I annoyed to get beaten - yes. Come on, it was Wigan...

Is it for the best - yes because it should now make us realise that you can actually use the first 45 minutes to play football and take the lead.

Am I desperate to beat Liverpool - yes, because there is no greater sight in football than this

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And as for Alan Wiley, I didn't say he was no longer Chelsea's lucky ref, he just seems to be doing some extra charity work on the side for Manchester United these days...

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