...about absolutely ANYTHING, what would it be?
Your life, your job, your arse, your partner's arse, your collection of Lithuanian table mats, anything. How would you make it that eensy weensy bit better?
If you could change one thing...
Quote: Tuumble @ September 27 2009, 2:00 AM BST...about absolutely ANYTHING, what would it be?
Your life, your job, your arse, your partner's arse, your collection of Lithuanian table mats, anything. How would you make it that eensy weensy bit better?
I wouldn't know where to start to be honest.
Why? What's wrong with my arse?
Quote: Paul Shepley @ September 27 2009, 2:02 AM BSTWhy? What's wrong with my arse?
Are you my partner? Christ, I wasn't expecting that! 
Just the usual. I would change the number of pound coins in my vault.
So that it looked like this...
Always modest eh Zooo? 
On a selfish level, a Type 1 Diabetes cure would be nice.
But if I could wave a wand and make anything happen, how about global peace and harmony forever? Or failing that, a separate tap in my kitchen that produces nothing but KFC gravy. Damn, I'm being selfish again.
World peace!
Quote: Curt @ September 27 2009, 2:40 AM BSTAlways modest eh Zooo?
Oi, duckboy! You should have liked that one. 
Quote: zooo @ September 27 2009, 2:30 AM BST
Is that a Carl Barks oil painting?
I would have a reliable TARDIS.
Bigger Breasts.
Quote: Lee Henman @ September 27 2009, 2:46 AM BSTOn a selfish level, a Type 1 Diabetes cure would be nice.
But if I could wave a wand and make anything happen, how about global peace and harmony forever? Or failing that, a separate tap in my kitchen that produces nothing but KFC gravy. Damn, I'm being selfish again.
World peace!
What do KFC serve with gravy?
Master of the universe duhhh
My penis made smaller, I'm sick of this wheelbarrow.
The list is too long on the physical side so I settle for being magicial so I can zap things into nicer things.
Quote: zooo @ September 27 2009, 2:55 AM BSTOi, duckboy! You should have liked that one.
Duck Tails was one of my favourite cartoons.
"Might solve a mistryyyyyy or rewrite HISTORY DUCK TAILS OHWEEEOOO!"