Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 27 2009, 1:07 AM BSTAnyway, I am back!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Where is a mechanical bull when you want one?!
I did that once on a bet. Stayed on for almost 25 seconds. 
The BCG bar. Page 9
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 27 2009, 1:07 AM BSTAnyway, I am back!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Where is a mechanical bull when you want one?!
*gets down on all fours*
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 27 2009, 1:06 AM BSTThe drink's not working for me.
I haven't seen Leevil around, so I'll do the honors:
Quote: DaButt @ September 27 2009, 1:09 AM BSTI haven't seen Leevil around, so I'll do the honors:
Nice one, but I don't fancy a panic attack tonight.
Quote: DaButt @ September 27 2009, 1:09 AM BSTI haven't seen Leevil around, so I'll do the honors:
Where were you when I was going thru chemo??? That would've helped immensely.
Quote: DaButt @ September 27 2009, 1:09 AM BSTI haven't seen Leevil around, so I'll do the honors:
Not in the bar! Go to the shed outside! 
Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 27 2009, 1:06 AM BSTyou didn't do that "creepy old man squatty in the garden" move did you?
I squatted, clambered over dying tomato plants, stood in a nest of fire ants and basically worked hard for those peppers.
*drums fingers on bar*
How long does it take to get served round here?
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 27 2009, 1:08 AM BST*gets down on all fours*
Why is the bull naked and without a saddle?
Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 27 2009, 1:09 AM BSTWhere were you when I was going thru chemo??? That would've helped immensely.
That's the closest I've got to the stuff in many years. Can't say I miss it.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 27 2009, 1:11 AM BSTWhy is the bull naked and without a saddle?
There's at least something to hold onto when I start to buck.
Quote: Gregor Shamsa @ September 27 2009, 1:11 AM BST*drums fingers on bar*
How long does it take to get served round here?
The bunnies will be back in 2. They are on a tea and baby oil break.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 27 2009, 1:11 AM BSTWhy is the bull naked and without a saddle?
And lying on its back?
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 27 2009, 1:12 AM BSTThere's at least something to hold onto when I start to buck.
TIM WALKER YOU DAWG!
Sorry. 
Didn't mean to hurt any feelings. I just think of our old neighbour all bent over in his yard, picking vegetables and how it was the singularly most unattractive sight I've ever seen. 
Oh and I beat you Tim...