Quote: Timbo @ September 27 2009, 12:24 AM BSTThat doesn't actually work even as a joke.
It's a work in progress.
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Quote: Gregor Shamsa @ September 27 2009, 12:43 AM BSTIt's a work in progress.
Go and try it. I dare you.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 27 2009, 12:44 AM BSTGo and try it. I dare you.
I already have - his technique was terrible: all teeth.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 27 2009, 12:08 AM BSTI also shagged don rushmore who was the night's entertainment (well mine anyway).
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 26 2009, 11:38 PM BSTFirst day of uni I got the lovely request of "will you give me a blow job?". I didn't speak to that idiot again.
Did you have something in your mouth? >_<
Quote: BILLYBOB BOB BOB @ September 27 2009, 1:42 AM BSTDid you have something in your mouth? >_<
A lovely set of nashers no less.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 27 2009, 1:53 AM BSTA lovely set of nashers no less.
Ouch! 
Are you sure you didn't mean Noshers?
Many years ago, I was in a club and my mate liked the look of this girl, but was too scared to talk to her. I said I'd got and sort it out, so I went up to her and said "My mate wants to give you one". She immediately went over and kissed him.
Quote: dannyjb1 @ September 26 2009, 3:17 PM BSTHmmmm.... I get told by a lot people I'm a nice guy... yet... am still waiting for the poontang.
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 26 2009, 3:54 PM BSTSome of us are just too terrified to try any form of "chatting up". Fear of rejection overwhelms us.
Pathetic, but probably not that rare amongst us blokes.
Good.
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 26 2009, 4:20 PM BSTActually no. Within three months of our first date she was pregnant with twins.
Another three years before marriage. Those poor little baskets. 
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 26 2009, 4:41 PM BSTPool tables are awkward. Especially when you get your foot caught in a pocket.
Other awkward places included sand dunes, phone booths, up trees, inside single sleeping bags, top bunks, sheds, baths, rocking chairs, and big freezers.
So I've heard.
Dirty Ruby!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 26 2009, 4:46 PM BSTIt's one way to pot a ball.
Also to add to the list backs of cars, cow fields, and tree houses.
So I've heard.
Dirty, dirty Ruby!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 26 2009, 4:47 PM BSTI wouldn't know, I don't do sex. It's messy.
...So you've heard?