Quote: Moonstone @ September 26 2009, 5:34 PM BST
Tis twue!!! 
You no believe me? 
*Flutters lashes*
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Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 26 2009, 5:40 PM BSTTis twue!!!
You no believe me?
Hmmmm *eyes suspiciously*
Ok, but I'll be keeping one eye open.
Muh ha ha ha!
Have just got a funny foot from the ice cream van. The last one!
*both eyes, now*
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 26 2009, 4:06 PM BSTOh, I used to have pity snogs with anyone I thought was really shy.
Snap, eh? I used to have sympathy sex with girls who were shy or shunned on account of their older age or advanced looks. My drinking buddies used to give me hell for it.
Quote: Timbo @ September 26 2009, 10:46 AM BSTBeds were always luxury items - historically not just couples, but, in poorer households, whole families would share. It was not uncommon to share with strangers when booking into an inn.
Yep. In some poor parts of Asia, married couples share a second-hand single bed because it's all they can afford. Many others share a woven mat on the floor. In some households, the entire family still shares the bed.
Quote: Kenneth @ September 26 2009, 10:41 PM BSTIn some households, the entire family still shares the bed.
Or Notting Hill in the 70s.
I had to call and ask a friend about the worst chat up lines from our college days. She says I had a townie ask me, "Do you wanna f**k?" I don't remember this, but she says that my response was something like "Yeah, meet me in your car in 15 minutes." He went out to his car to wait and we went home.
First day of uni I got the lovely request of "will you give me a blow job?". I didn't speak to that idiot again.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 26 2009, 11:38 PM BSTFirst day of uni I got the lovely request of "will you give me a blow job?". I didn't speak to that idiot again.
So did you or didn't you then?
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 27 2009, 12:03 AM BSTSo did you or didn't you then?
I married him. 
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 27 2009, 12:04 AM BSTI married him.
I didn't know it was gonna turn into a love story... 
Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 27 2009, 12:06 AM BSTI didn't know it was gonna turn into a love story...
It didn't.
I also shagged Ralf Harris who was the night's entertainment (well mine anyway).
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 27 2009, 12:07 AM BSTIt didn't.
oh... 
"Giz a wank with yer mouth"
Quote: Gregor Shamsa @ September 27 2009, 12:17 AM BST"Giz a wank with yer mouth"
That doesn't actually work even as a joke.