British Comedy Guide

The BCG bar. Page 5

Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 26 2009, 11:25 PM BST

Is this the boy girl boy girl conga?

Just a conga.

*gives up and dances to The Smiths alone*

I have won 11 drinks, 6 bags of crisps, and some curly fries. Who is next?

*Chalks up*

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 26 2009, 11:26 PM BST

Just a conga.

*gives up and dances to The Smiths alone*

The Smiths music is the best for dancing alone...

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 26 2009, 11:27 PM BST

I have won 11 drinks, 6 bags of crisps, and some curly fries.

Get them down you then!

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Drinks anyone?

Quote: sootyj @ September 26 2009, 11:39 PM BST
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Drinks anyone?

I've already had several and they've had no effect. :(

What is wrong with me?

You're missing a week out of your life and haven't noticed...

Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 26 2009, 11:26 PM BST

Well, if you don't have the farmer crack... :(

Afraid not. In Australia, it's called a "builder's crack" or a "plumber's crack". But I did ascertain that Clint wears his John Deere hat in Pink Cadillac. Mine looks just as masculine. And John Deere makes great tractors. I think everyone will be wearing these hats in a few years.

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Enjoyed the conga music, but enjoying The Smiths more.

When I belly up to the bar it gets there 5 minutes before I do.

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Attractive.

Ken, they're called the same here too. We call them farmer's cracks because they usually have hay or straw stuck in the waistband of their pants...or worse...

Quote: sootyj @ September 26 2009, 11:43 PM BST

You're missing a week out of your life and haven't noticed...

Nah, sounds normal to me. Huh?

Quote: DaButt @ September 26 2009, 11:43 PM BST

When I belly up to the bar it gets there 5 minutes before I do.

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I looked like that before the scapel hit and a 9 lb baby came out.

Quote: DaButt @ September 26 2009, 11:43 PM BST

When I belly up to the bar it gets there 5 minutes before I do.

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Fantastic! I don't mind standing, but it is good to have somewhere to rest your drink...

Even down to the beer bottle. :)

Looks like there's a 2 year old in there.

Despite the fact that he's balancing a bottle of Shiner Bock - Texas' local beer of choice - I'd like to point out that I am not the man in the photo. I look nothing like that; I'm far hairier.

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