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The BCG bar. Page 3

Quote: Scottidog @ September 26 2009, 9:31 PM BST

Hi Ruby

Wave

I don't think I have EVER spoken to you...

'Hello..'

:)

What song do you want on next on the Juke Box?

THE GAP BAND!

Or Bowie.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 26 2009, 9:32 PM BST

THE GAP BAND!

Or Bowie.

Starman...

Quote: Scottidog @ September 26 2009, 9:31 PM BST

What song do you want on next on the Juke Box?

I once accidentally put Agadoo by Black Lace on a juke box. As every last person in the pub turned to glare at me I just wanted the earth to swallow me up...

Quote: Timbo @ September 26 2009, 9:36 PM BST

I once accidentally put Agadoo by Black Lace on a juke box. As every last person in the pub turned to glare at me I just wanted the earth to swallow me up...

Laughing out loud

What a fantastic 'accidental' choice..

Were you originally going for 'Abba'..

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To start off with!

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Some of the customers are a bit ruff and the pool league has gone to the dogs.

Frankly this whole pub is barking mad.

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Sootyj brought his own 6 pack as usual.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 26 2009, 9:28 PM BST

Okay but first you have to show me how to play!

(Guys have tried to show me but I never get it. I get confused at the chalking bit. I thought you chalked the cue....)

You don't fool me, you hustler! I knows your game missus!

Quote: sootyj @ September 26 2009, 9:47 PM BST
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Sootyj brought his own 6 pack as usual.

Laughing out loud

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And this is the wrongest pole dancing section ever!

Frankly Ruby this may be the worst internet pretend bar ever.

Quote: sootyj @ September 26 2009, 9:49 PM BST
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And this is the wrongest pole dancing section ever!

Frankly Ruby this may be the worst internet pretend bar ever.

Stop killing the dream!

Quote: Moonstone @ September 26 2009, 9:49 PM BST

You don't fool me, you hustler! I knows your game missus!

Laughing out loud

No idea what you mean....

*Pots all the balls*

Your round.

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And look you've even got Mrs Thatcher whoring herself to a fat old bloke.

*stands in the corner and watches to see if anything happens*

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 26 2009, 9:57 PM BST

Your round.

That's a bit personal.

I like this place. It doesn't have an inch of mystery slime on the floor like the dives that we have around here.

Though this place is too shiny and bright, I'm feeling out of place (plus the lighting is unflattering).

Quote: Timbo @ September 26 2009, 9:36 PM BST

I once accidentally put Agadoo by Black Lace on a juke box. As every last person in the pub turned to glare at me I just wanted the earth to swallow me up...

I LOVE that song! I play it at high volume from my car stereo with the windows down when stopped at pedestrian crossings.

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