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Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 26 2009, 5:53 PM BST

He was really hairy, too. And the hair was in cowlicks.... Sick

A gentlemen would have jelled down that shoulder and back hair for the ladies.

Quote: Curt @ September 26 2009, 5:58 PM BST

A gentlemen would have jelled down that shoulder and back hair for the ladies.

So true, but a man in a large pink diaper probably has other things on his mind... :(

Quote: Curt @ September 26 2009, 5:58 PM BST

A gentlemen would have jelled down that shoulder and back hair for the ladies.

Thus making himself irresistable...

Quote: Moonstone @ September 26 2009, 6:01 PM BST

Thus making himself irresistable...

Jesus, I forgot to tell you what he was buying...he was given a list of embarrassing things to buy as part of his punishment. I'll only give a partial list as this is working into something I'm writing at the moment.

Stool softener
Suppositories
Condoms
a massive jar of petroleum jelly

:O

Dis.Tur,Bing.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 26 2009, 6:07 PM BST

Jesus, I forgot to tell you what he was buying...he was given a list of embarrassing things to buy as part of his punishment. I'll only give a partial list as this is working into something I'm writing at the moment.

Stool softener
Suppositories
Condoms
a massive jar of petroleum jelly

Those..could be...for separate occasions, maybe? Errr

Quote: Curt @ September 26 2009, 6:13 PM BST

Those..could be...for separate occasions, maybe? Errr

No idea. Don't want to know. :(

Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 26 2009, 6:07 PM BST

Jesus, I forgot to tell you what he was buying...he was given a list of embarrassing things to buy as part of his punishment. I'll only give a partial list as this is working into something I'm writing at the moment.

Stool softener
Suppositories
Condoms
a massive jar of petroleum jelly

Yeah, right! :P

I'm not claiming to have Gaydar but...

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 26 2009, 6:26 PM BST

Yeah, right! :P

I'm not claiming to have Gaydar but...

I just keep hoping he had really mean friends... :(

Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 26 2009, 6:29 PM BST

I just keep hoping he had really mean friends... :(

You're so trusting. ;)

Quote: Tim Walker @ September 26 2009, 6:30 PM BST

You're so trusting. ;)

Yes, that is a problem of mine...

Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 26 2009, 1:40 AM BST

Well, my sexy foreign men, I have to shut down for the night. My daughter is trying to clobber her brother with her broken arm, complete with heavy duty metal splint. Someone has to be there to referee. :D

Have a lovely evening and best of luck with your paedo conversation. Sounded fascinating.

Lovey to all.

Are you talking to men on another sight (SEXY?) :(

Walked through a long disused train tunnel today. It was dark.

Quote: Leevil @ September 26 2009, 6:32 PM BST

Walked through a long disused train tunnel today. It was dark.

Been visitng the mole people . . ?

Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 26 2009, 5:59 PM BST

So true, but a man in a large pink diaper probably has other things on his mind... :(

Pink! On a man ,bit strange. :(

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