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It wasn't the vigorous live gay sex act that got Tarquin and Jamie banned from the show, it was the unfortunate jizz stains all over the new set.
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Medical board view trials of new prostate exam.
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Police showcase latest method of arrest, but admit to doubts over coming quietly.
Quote: Leevil @ September 26 2009, 1:57 AM BST
BUMBOY triumphs at the Leicester Square Theatre.
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'New God A Let-Down, Say Hindus'
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Keith Harris' new adults only show proved a step too far
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The How to get into the Yes pile for the sitcom trials workshop was a bit more hands on than Barry expected.
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The Reichskommissar was captured in a daring raid on an elite Nazi nudist camp.
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"Thank God you're covering up my cock, otherwise this could be embarrassing."
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Keith's jazz hands were no match for Pete's jizz hands.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 26 2009, 11:35 AM BSTKeith's jazz hands were no match for Pete's jizz hands.
Dr John's new treatment for urinal shyness was controversial at best.
Beeb hit back in ratings war with launch of 'The Penetration Game.'
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ September 26 2009, 12:31 PM BSTBeeb hit back in ratings war with launch of 'The Penetration Game.'
After a slight delay at customs, Elton John finally takes delivery of his new coat stand
Quote: Leevil @ September 26 2009, 1:57 AM BST
'"I'm guess I'm the more extrovert one", says Siamese twin".'